real-life teen slasher!!

[zachsan]

it wasn't me, i promise.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/09/24/sword.attack.ap/index.html

[daodejing]

Argument erupts while the two were drinking...........

[zachsan]

where have all the happy drunks gone? i feel like i'm party of a dying breed....

[daodejing]

Don't worry brother, I'm hanging in there with you. I spent last night doing my best not to blow vodka out of my nose while laughing my ass off as Bob Sagat told dirty jokes at a club on sunset.