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  • Rejected Children's Books

    Thanks to Rick for this gem...

    Rejected Children's Books

    1. You are Different and That's Bad

    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

    3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'

    4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share

    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book

    6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking

    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

    9. All Cats Go to Hell

    10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

    11. Some Kittens Can Fly

    12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

    13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

    14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

    15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

    16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

    17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

    18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

    19. You were an Accident

    20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

    21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games

    22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

    23. Your Nightmares Are Real

    24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?

    25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School

    26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

    27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

    28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

    29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

    30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!

    31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet

    32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

    33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

    34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

    35. Bullies Deserve To Die

    36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love

    37. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend

    38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy
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  • #2
    lmao... thats good
    practice wu de

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    • #3
      I can't seem too understand why those were Rejected....
      M.K

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      • #4
        me and some friends have come up with a few titles which were left out...

        1. Car tag...do's and don'ts

        2. Why you look like the milkman

        3. Daddy hits mommy 'cause you're bad

        4. Your step daddy touches you 'cause he loves you

        5. Pedophiles are people too

        6. How to play gerbil crunch

        7. 13 broken glass projects for toddlers

        8. "B" is for Bukake

        9. Catalingus and other Latin terms for kids

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        • #5
          An e-mail from Doc to Jeff:

          Sure it wasn't cunnilingus? What's catlingus?

          Fine. Excuse me Mr. "I missed the point of the joke entirely, ergo I have no sense of humor", I stand corrected. Never bandy about latin terms with a freakin' doctor, the kids will thank you for your intervention.

          Jeff

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          • #6
            Now I'm not sure if I spelled it correctly. But I understand the confusion with cats Jeff.

            And you forgot:

            "How to wash your hamster in the toilet"
            "Why Daddy's new wife is younger than your sister"
            and my favorite,
            "Loading handguns"
            Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

            "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

            (more comments in my User Profile)
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