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  • #16
    Originally posted by zachsan
    Oh, no. If we're going to nominate this guy for anything it should be for this:
    Let's see you say something meaningful. Children can through rocks.

    Say something you disagree with. Point out an error. I am old and dying. I am kind of bitter. I have been dealing with blowhards interfering with me teaching people for years now.

    I eat people like you for breakfast. If they have any courage. Usually, once I kick them to the curb publicly 2 or 3 times, they learn their lesson and run away, or they start up a campaign to get rid of me. What ever it takes to prevent me from exposing them as blowhards.

    So trot out your knowledge. I want to tear it to shreds. I want to throw rocks at you like you are throwing at me.

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    • #17
      Why? What's the point? I'm sure you're a smart guy, but I've done these things one too many times. I know that you're not going to understand my arguments, not because you're dumb but because you just don't want to, and you're going to walk away thinking that you "ate me for breakfast" whilst you made a fool out of yourself, and it's just not worth it anymore. I'm young and bitter.

      If it helps, just bring out a picture of Jeff Buckley next to my name there and throw darts at it or something. But I'm going to keep making fun of you without explaining myself. Why? Because I'm an asshole. Deal with it.

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      • #18
        I don't know if it's compression or better nutrition (I was damn supprised to see the amount of milk, yogurt, and ice cream these Chinese eat), but whatever it is thats producing Chinese girls with big tits, I LOVE IT !!! Thats like my dream come true !

        Sh**, I slept with a prostitute a month ago that had some of the best big tits I've ever grabbed in my life. And they were totaly natural !!! I fact I chose her over the others because of her tits, and the bleach blond hair.

        So now the Chinese girls are reaping the benifits of healthier bodies, bigger tits, and an increased income ! Due, in part, to me..

        Yeah thats right, I said it. I slept with a Chinese whore. Wasn't the first time either. I don't care that you all know. You're mostly guys. And for the two girls out there, well, you're just gonna have to learn to look past that. I'm still a good guy ! Plus, I'm just workin on building up that "jing" !!! Ya know, borrow a little yang energy here and there, be a good Taoist and all that... Hahahahaha.

        Damn, if anyone else heard me say I slept with prostitutes to build up my "jing", they'd throw me in a straight jacket and take me to the closest loony bin !!!

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        • #19
          What the f*** does "Russbo" mean anyway ??? I've been wondering that since day one !
          "Winners turn to losers, losers are forgotten..." - A Tribe Called Quest

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          • #20
            You're not worthy.

            Yet.
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            • #21
              Yet another classic thread.. along with that *other* one.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by zachsan
                Why? What's the point? I'm sure you're a smart guy, but I've done these things one too many times. I know that you're not going to understand my arguments, not because you're dumb but because you just don't want to, and you're going to walk away thinking that you "ate me for breakfast" whilst you made a fool out of yourself, and it's just not worth it anymore. I'm young and bitter.

                If it helps, just bring out a picture of Jeff Buckley next to my name there and throw darts at it or something. But I'm going to keep making fun of you without explaining myself. Why? Because I'm an asshole. Deal with it.
                You certainly are an asshole. I agree with that statement.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by doc
                  I love that. To the Quotes section. Such an honor.
                  For some reason I have been thinking of you and this thread for the past few days.

                  I stopped by to tell you I was serious. I wondered if you thought I was joking?

                  I keep wondering what kinds of things association with real shaolin guys teaches a person. Does it teach them why chinese women have small titties?

                  I never learned shaolin and I know why chinese women have small titties. I figured it out myself. I wonder if self teaching is superior to learning from experts in some ways?

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                  • #24
                    I never learned shaolin and I know why chinese women have small titties. I figured it out myself. I wonder if self teaching is superior to learning from experts in some ways?
                    It's not looking good so far.

                    Old Chinese women have small titties because the old Chinese kung fu knowledge they have and use daily compresses their bodies.
                    Last edited by zachsan; 01-23-2007, 07:16 PM.

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                    • #25
                      Wow. Maybe the best thread on the site! Kung fu knowledge related to titties. . . Freakin amazing! I just wish I could somehow be dragged into this conversation. I mean. . . damn. . .

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                      • #26
                        Well, I guess that this news comes at a bad time...

                        China bans push-up bra advertisements
                        Officials have stopped 'saucy' ads ahead of a major Party meeting

                        Updated: 6:19 a.m. ET Sept. 28, 2007

                        BEIJING, China - Days after banning "sexually provocative sounds" on television, China has now stopped networks showing "saucy" adverts for push-up bras and figure-hugging underwear ahead of a major Communist Party meeting next month.

                        Other targets of the crackdown are "low-brow and base" commercials for sex toys and those featuring famous people or experts attesting to the efficacy of medicines, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television said on its Web site on Friday.

                        "Every television advertisement management bureau and television station must strengthen their political consciousness and responsibility towards society," Tian Jin, deputy head of the regulator, was quoted as saying.

                        The order is the latest in a raft of measures which have included axing reality shows featuring sex changes and plastic surgery and banning talent contests during prime-time.

                        The media watchdog's edicts have reached fever pitch in recent weeks, ahead of a meeting of the 17th Party congress, a sensitive five-yearly meeting at which key national leaders are appointed and policy set for the next few years.

                        It earlier urged the country's increasingly freewheeling broadcasters to forgo vulgarity and bad taste in the pursuit of ratings in favor of providing "inspiring" content for the masses imbued with "socialist" values.

                        "Create a positive atmosphere for public opinion," the regulator cited state television head Zhao Huayong as telling his staff in preparation for the congress.

                        "Strictly adhere to propaganda requirements; do not rush to report, do not report impulsively, and make sure there are no mistakes from reports on any large events," Zhao added
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                        • #27
                          Other targets of the crackdown are "low-brow and base" commercials for sex toys
                          Very nice!

                          We are such prudes here in America.
                          "For some reason I'm in a good mood today. I haven't left the house yet, though. "

                          "fa hui, you make buddhism sexy." -Zachsan

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                          • #28
                            Dang! This place is so frustrating.

                            I would really like to explain exactly to you why their titties get smaller, why their dicks get smaller, and why their entire bodies are smaller........

                            but no one seems the slightest bit interested. How weird is that? People just want to make goofy comments.

                            Is this really a hang out for kung fu people wanting to learn about kung fu, or just a place for people to leave comments on during their break at work?

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by mbokohutu

                              I would really like to explain exactly to you why their titties get smaller, why their dicks get smaller, and why their entire bodies are smaller........
                              Time for more enlightment. Bring it on.
                              Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                              "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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                              • #30
                                did he just say "dang?" ooooo, i believe he did..

                                but, at least he's peristant. got to give him that. yup.

                                very, very, persistant..
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