Phony doctor gives free breast exams

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060420/od_nm/breasts_dc

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The moral of the story? Some women are so dumb it's not even fair.

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