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    Doc asked me to post this conversation. The following is an e-mail conversation I had with a friend in regards to my wishing someone good luck on a job interview who I thought was him on a site we both subscribe too. The conversation that followed cracked me up.

    >BTW I'm a moron, just read through my outmail and realized I
    >was wishing a stranger good luck for a job who I thought was
    >you. They must have gotten the wrong impression that I'm a
    >nice guy. I'll have to rectify that situation...maybe a go
    >**** yourself e-mail with clarify things.
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    oh, most definitely! don't let these damned people think you're nice. not for a second! they'll all befriend you and talk to you and shit. escape while you can!!! BTW, i'm a moron too....for multiple reasons i won't go into now. (REPLY) (DELETE)


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    05/02 @ 19:50
    >No kidding, people befriending me would suck. It would ruin
    >the hard fought for solitude that I now enjoy. Shit, I can
    >hardly believe that I even started an XXX page, what the
    >**** was I thinking? And not to get too egomaniacal...but I
    >hardly think your "moronitude" is in league with mine, I
    >really am quite the block head. Keep practicing...maybe one
    >day you'll catch up.
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    possibly so, but, i think my '****-it-upitude' could possibly eradicate your moronitude. i'm real good at getting myself all on the right track, then ****ing it all up. makes for good stories, though! (REPLY) (DELETE)


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    05/02 @ 19:58
    >Hmmm, your "**** it upitude" vs. my "moronitude" may be an
    >interesting match. I will have to train harder, **** up more
    >shit in my life, and prepare for the inevitable epic battle
    >which now looms between us. Prepare yourself for a duel...I
    >may have to make a trip down to Atlanta some day, the city
    >will burn again!
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    ha! and i guess i'll have to start dumbing myself down a bit more in order to achieve the proper moronic content. ehh, it's just soo much easier to **** stuff up. i'll just stick to what i know, i do beleive. (REPLY) (DELETE)


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    05/02 @ 20:11
    >Or maybe we can team up like the super friends and ruin
    >people's lives together. You know, the "dynamic duo of
    >dysfunction" or some shit like that. Only I get to wear the
    >leather hood and the cape, you can have the tights.
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    aw, man! why do i ALWAYS get stuck wearin' the tights?!? wait, i can se it now. 'moronitron! activate your anti-common sense thingie!

    That last had me rolling..."activate your anti-common sense thingie" Kinda scary to know that there are others like me out there.

    Jeff

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    The further we get into your mind Jeff, the scarier it becomes....

    Moronitron. I could use one of those things in church.
    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

    (more comments in my User Profile)
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      moronitron's anti common sense thingie in church would be redundant.

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