Doc asked me to post this conversation. The following is an e-mail conversation I had with a friend in regards to my wishing someone good luck on a job interview who I thought was him on a site we both subscribe too. The conversation that followed cracked me up.
>BTW I'm a moron, just read through my outmail and realized I
>was wishing a stranger good luck for a job who I thought was
>you. They must have gotten the wrong impression that I'm a
>nice guy. I'll have to rectify that situation...maybe a go
>**** yourself e-mail with clarify things.
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oh, most definitely! don't let these damned people think you're nice. not for a second! they'll all befriend you and talk to you and shit. escape while you can!!! BTW, i'm a moron too....for multiple reasons i won't go into now. (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 19:50
>No kidding, people befriending me would suck. It would ruin
>the hard fought for solitude that I now enjoy. Shit, I can
>hardly believe that I even started an XXX page, what the
>**** was I thinking? And not to get too egomaniacal...but I
>hardly think your "moronitude" is in league with mine, I
>really am quite the block head. Keep practicing...maybe one
>day you'll catch up.
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possibly so, but, i think my '****-it-upitude' could possibly eradicate your moronitude. i'm real good at getting myself all on the right track, then ****ing it all up. makes for good stories, though! (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 19:58
>Hmmm, your "**** it upitude" vs. my "moronitude" may be an
>interesting match. I will have to train harder, **** up more
>shit in my life, and prepare for the inevitable epic battle
>which now looms between us. Prepare yourself for a duel...I
>may have to make a trip down to Atlanta some day, the city
>will burn again!
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ha! and i guess i'll have to start dumbing myself down a bit more in order to achieve the proper moronic content. ehh, it's just soo much easier to **** stuff up. i'll just stick to what i know, i do beleive. (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 20:11
>Or maybe we can team up like the super friends and ruin
>people's lives together. You know, the "dynamic duo of
>dysfunction" or some shit like that. Only I get to wear the
>leather hood and the cape, you can have the tights.
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aw, man! why do i ALWAYS get stuck wearin' the tights?!? wait, i can se it now. 'moronitron! activate your anti-common sense thingie!
That last had me rolling..."activate your anti-common sense thingie" Kinda scary to know that there are others like me out there.
Jeff
>BTW I'm a moron, just read through my outmail and realized I
>was wishing a stranger good luck for a job who I thought was
>you. They must have gotten the wrong impression that I'm a
>nice guy. I'll have to rectify that situation...maybe a go
>**** yourself e-mail with clarify things.
-
oh, most definitely! don't let these damned people think you're nice. not for a second! they'll all befriend you and talk to you and shit. escape while you can!!! BTW, i'm a moron too....for multiple reasons i won't go into now. (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 19:50
>No kidding, people befriending me would suck. It would ruin
>the hard fought for solitude that I now enjoy. Shit, I can
>hardly believe that I even started an XXX page, what the
>**** was I thinking? And not to get too egomaniacal...but I
>hardly think your "moronitude" is in league with mine, I
>really am quite the block head. Keep practicing...maybe one
>day you'll catch up.
-
possibly so, but, i think my '****-it-upitude' could possibly eradicate your moronitude. i'm real good at getting myself all on the right track, then ****ing it all up. makes for good stories, though! (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 19:58
>Hmmm, your "**** it upitude" vs. my "moronitude" may be an
>interesting match. I will have to train harder, **** up more
>shit in my life, and prepare for the inevitable epic battle
>which now looms between us. Prepare yourself for a duel...I
>may have to make a trip down to Atlanta some day, the city
>will burn again!
-
ha! and i guess i'll have to start dumbing myself down a bit more in order to achieve the proper moronic content. ehh, it's just soo much easier to **** stuff up. i'll just stick to what i know, i do beleive. (REPLY) (DELETE)
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05/02 @ 20:11
>Or maybe we can team up like the super friends and ruin
>people's lives together. You know, the "dynamic duo of
>dysfunction" or some shit like that. Only I get to wear the
>leather hood and the cape, you can have the tights.
-
aw, man! why do i ALWAYS get stuck wearin' the tights?!? wait, i can se it now. 'moronitron! activate your anti-common sense thingie!
That last had me rolling..."activate your anti-common sense thingie" Kinda scary to know that there are others like me out there.
Jeff
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