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  • russboasia CONTEST (DISCUSSION ONLY)

    To commemorate our grand opening in Phuket Thailand, we're offering the following. An opportunity of a lifetime. In one of the most remarkable places in the world. With some of the most unremarkable people in the world.

    Me.

    But, hell, it's for free.

    We're giving away FOUR DOC SUPREME packages, minus the Diving certification training, to open our school in Thailand with. (Winners can purchase the associated dive certification training, at a deep discount, for $200 each).

    Packages should be used in May or June of 2005, if possible.


    Now, as part of this contest, all we ask for, is some interesting submissions, as to why you want to come to Thailand and train with us. What makes you think that you are worthy. Any reasons whatsoever. Submissions can be in written, picture, or video form, and can either be posted in this thread, or, emailed directly to me (doc@russbo.com). Remember, all submissions become the property of russbo.com, and can be posted in this thread. As usual, all attempts to maintain anonymity will be made.

    The most imaginative, creative, humorous, overwhelming, satirical submissions will enter a final round, of which four will be chosen, by myself, Steve, and Satan, with, of course, some heavy influence by the Don of the russbo underworld, Zachsan. We'll submit a poll to get suggestions from people, so that they can vote and try to "influence" us. Granted, a few pictures of Bloomin Lotus in some compromising positions with farm animals might qualify as an instant winner, but, we prefer not to get submissions that are too overwhelming to look at, or, pornographic.

    Remember, "influence" is a good thing. Use it. Be "creative".

    Please be aware that the Doc Supreme package does not include your transportation to and from Phuket, Thailand, so, you're responsible for getting your ass here. And, back home again. That is, if you want to leave. Everything that's listed in the Doc Supreme package, with the exception of the scuba certification, is being offered in this contest. In lieu of the scuba training package, we're providing extra martial arts training. And, party time. Of course, if you, the winner, want to do the dive package, we can provide that to you at a deep discount. It's up to you. More details are in the russboasia part of the site.

    So, start thinking, and plan your submissions carefully. Remember, keep them RELEVANT. They will be publicly available, so, well, plan carefully.

    And be creative. Entertain us. You just might have a trip ahead of you.


    Get your submissions in by May 15th. We expect to see the winners in late May, June and July.
    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

    (more comments in my User Profile)
    russbo.com



  • #2
    Originally posted by doc
    a few pictures of Bloomin Lotus in some compromising positions with farm animals might qualify as an instant winner, .

    AS good as a Doc delux pkge sounds, and as we all here know that there is no way in hell Rich you and or any of the boys are going to be able to co-ordinate a schedule with my own before 12-18 mths at extreme earliest.


    Meiguanxi.......... Just count me out til I drop in then I guess


    Cheers for the invite!


    BloominG Lotus
    Last edited by blooming tianshi lotus; 04-14-2005, 05:45 AM.

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    • #3
      We want to see the pictures off that role of film anyway...

      practice wu de

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      • #4
        ????



        lol..................no -one said we were doing it on film but if you really have an interest in the viewing and marketing or exchange aspect of things,
        you could always make your own role ( roll????) you know............ a good (cough cough ) quality industry production always gets appreciated and you know it.



        Lotus
        Last edited by blooming tianshi lotus; 04-14-2005, 05:54 AM.

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        • #5
          Be careful of what you ask for, I might have pictures of that.
          BL, you have a big internet history, never know what I have been emailed of you.
          I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
          "Life can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
          "I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
          "Whatever guy said that money don't buy you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping"

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          • #6
            I hope your thinking what I'm thinking Steve.. yeah, bl, I've been doing this mis-spelling thing for a reason...
            practice wu de

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            • #7
              Let's not comprimise each other mmkay!!! You know how some of us feel about our privacies and if anyone's posting pics it's me !!!! Pictures do certainly say a thousand words and interperatation is speculative , so let's just not go there hmmmm! k then !

              B

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              • #8
                Originally posted by shaolinstylee
                I bl, I've been doing this mis-spelling thing for a reason...
                Funny feeling it's irrelevant Stylee ........... or are we talking selfishnish???? There it is again ! What's your story then Styles???? Tell mistress B all about it and I'll just make it go away.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by blooming tianshi lotus
                  Let's not comprimise each other mmkay!!! You know how some of us feel about our privacies and if anyone's posting pics it's me !!!! Pictures do certainly say a thousand words and interperatation is speculative , so let's just not go there hmmmm! k then !

                  B
                  I got her worried....



                  Anyways, this is about the contest in Thailand, let's not make this thread another one of your soapboxes, there are enough threads of those.
                  I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
                  "Life can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
                  "I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
                  "Whatever guy said that money don't buy you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping"

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                  • #10
                    BL in comprimising positions with blah blah .........


                    No problems. And yah........ I'm worried okay ......... now stfu and back to russasia news.

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                    • #11
                      Doc, out of curiosity, who will be teaching there? Regardless of this contest, how much does it cost to train there?

                      Hell, if anything i would just like to come over and meet/train with whoever wins this thing. you guys are fun, and Doc is teh k001 (my attempt a 1337, marvel at it!)

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                      • #12
                        normally i would jump at this op. but it involves planes and being miles off the ground......sorry, count me out. i dont wanna eid. but i might take my spaceship, its very fats.
                        "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Greenknight2
                          Why I think I am may be a good candidate to be a winder.





                          a winder? what does that have to do with anything?just kidding, too funny not to capitalize.


                          when i learn how to fly, i wont be afraid of heights. hey can i meet ong bak ther? or tong po?
                          you bleed like milee...............
                          "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                          • #14
                            Convincing stuff there Stylee. If there was ever an as*hat who deserved it most , it'd definately be you

                            BL

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                            • #15
                              I never got that.. ass hat.... does that mean people want me to sit on there heads bare assed?
                              practice wu de

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