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  • PROJECT "Codename: BORIS"

    Well, last week I experienced one of the most traumatic experiences of my life. An overwhelming life altering moment. Something that still leaves me quivering at night when I think about it.

    I bought a baby carriage.

    And a car seat.

    I know that it's been an issue on everyone's minds here, something that has been keeping all of you awake at night. And that is, the future of russbo.com. Who's gonna run this web site in thirty years when old doc is in some nursing home dribbling oatmeal out of his mouth? When his hands are too busy fondling young busty candy stripers instead of ThinkPad keyboards? When his mind is, well, just as lost and befuddled as it is now?

    So, for the betterment of humanity, or at least the five of you that inhabit these forums, I present to you, Boris.

    Well, that's his codename. There's a story behind that. Coming in late February, to an operating theater somewhere in Thailand. As long as he inherits mom's looks and nothing from me, he'll be fine. Mom has already agreed that I can shave his head and clothe him in dirty jeans and sweat shirts. We're still debating the dark sunglasses thing.

    And as for the car seat, I assure you, most assuredly, I put my hand on the Bible, the Quran, the Torah and anything else you may want me to promise my evil blemished soul on, that car seat will never, ever, be seen in a minivan. A minivan will never, ever grace the driveway of the docPalace. Never. Really. NEVER. Boris will fit very happily in the back of my old Porsche or my Jeep.






    Oh, by the way, we just found out "Boris" is a boy. And he's built just like dad.

    He's bald.



    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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  • #2
    lolo, if this is true congrats, i love kids and they are alot of fun, espcially if u get a good one

    if its a joke well then...lolo!!
    "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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    • #3
      Maestro, trust me.

      You haven't lived until you've spent an afternoon at Baby's R Us shopping for breast pumps.
      Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

      "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

      (more comments in my User Profile)
      russbo.com


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      • #4
        Congrats.

        Mine, tara or inaki, should come 2 earth in mai, month of the birth of the buddha

        as we tried for soemtimes without a result we asked a tibetan lama 4 some help and i practiced tantric sex, mostli triing 2 consider mi wife as connected with buddha nature. I dont know if theses causes worked but now the babi is on his wai...

        veri good experience to be a father and develop unconditional love 4 everi sentient being as if thei r our kids

        but also frightening with all these diseases and suffering


        Peace and love
        Last edited by liutangsanzang; 11-07-2008, 10:24 AM.
        Namo Guan Yin Pusa / Dont create suffering / Dont harm animals!

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        • #5
          ive done that..i dont have a kid and its complicated but..yeh its sad to say ive done that lolo.

          i know alot about babies actually, lolo espcially how to tick them off and trick them, thats the good stuff.
          "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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          • #6
            Congrats. I have three of my own (ages 5,2, and 1). They have given me the most beatiful and stressful experiences of my life thus far. I wouldn't trade those experiences for anything.

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            • #7
              Congrats!

              I trust Boris will be shipped off to the care of the Shaolin Temple ® as soon as he can walk and over the years will learn all those shaolin secrets that we know about from the intarweb, then return as Batman and roundhouse kick Chuck Norris back to the seventies.. or something like that..

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              • #8
                Damn doc, congratulations. And may God have mercy on us all.

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                • #9
                  Great doc, that's great! I have two myself (1,4 and 2,4 year4s old) and even though it is most definitely a huge change in life (you won't be able to set priorities yourself any more) it is a rewarding one! My boy (2,4 years) is trying to imitate me whenever he sees my training sonme kungfu moves, that's dso funny!

                  Hope your wife won't be too bad during pregnancy, that can be quite an issue... ;-)

                  All the best,
                  Michael

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                  • #10
                    She's not bad. She's been more than wonderful.

                    I really don't deserve her.
                    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                    (more comments in my User Profile)
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                    • #11
                      Same goes for me - my wife is far too good for me...

                      What I meant was nausea and the like, which can quite influence the personality of an otherwise wonderful person... I know what I'm talking about - even our cleaning women wanted to quit when my wife was pregnant with the second one...

                      Well, she wasn't feeling too good then, it was only three months since she gave birth to our first one... and she didn't reall want to be pregnat again so soon!

                      I hope you'll both be fine, any tome. I mean, all the three of you!

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                      • #12
                        She's been great, even when she's not feeling well. Never takes it out on me. Come to think of it, what a novel idea that is...
                        Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                        "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                        (more comments in my User Profile)
                        russbo.com


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                        • #13
                          So Doc, will u decide what food u give to the child or will u give him a chance to be vegetarian?

                          triing not to force him ani choice we made the decision to take a middle wai. Pregnant mi wife onli eats meat once a dai. After we will give the child meat once a dai. that s how we tri to respect his freedom and be the less non violent for animals

                          Peace and love
                          Namo Guan Yin Pusa / Dont create suffering / Dont harm animals!

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                          • #14
                            Forget this milk and formula stuff. He'll start out with corn.

                            Makes the poop more colorful and interesting.
                            Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                            "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                            (more comments in my User Profile)
                            russbo.com


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                            • #15
                              Awww congrats!

                              *hides being a female and baby cute stuff...*


                              Why is it so many people are having babies at the moment?
                              My brother's gf is due in March, my bf's brother's fiance is due in April...

                              Wow so many babies!

                              Djon Ma
                              Karma Dechen Djon Ma
                              "For as long as space endures, And as long as living beings remain, Until then may I too abide, To dispel the misery of the world."
                              Shantideva

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