If you really want to keep the ladies at bay, try this: #1 don't bathe...ever, #2 don't brush yore teeth...ever, #3 wear really tight wife beaters that have ketchup stains and holes, #4 fart as much as possible and laugh about it too, #5 say you hate shopping and that you have no money or no job. Works like a charm. For the VHS/DVD on how to unattract women just send $19.95 to...
The # 4 thing doesn't always work so use caution/ stay away from open flames.
The # 4 thing doesn't always work so use caution/ stay away from open flames.
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