So there I am in Wal-mart looking at jump ropes which happens to be right next to the receiving doors. I was trying to decide if I should get the jump rope with the cushy grip, and sleek black design, or if I should get the one with the yellow and black plastic bits that makes me think of Disney Aerobics and Disco Duck.
I just grabbed the nice black one when I here this thud. I look over and there's a guy looking at me with that lounge singer smile. He points at me, again in lounge singer fashion, and says, "See this wall? (pointing the receiving door) I ran into it 'cause I was looking at you!"
Now I would like to say I had a witty sophisticated come back, but I think instead I had a look of abject horror on my face. Quickly, I tried to cover it up with the giggle that says , "Oh your so funny, get the hell away from me" and walked quickly (don't run) away.
Can't a girl buy a jump rope without being assaulted with bad pick up lines?
I just grabbed the nice black one when I here this thud. I look over and there's a guy looking at me with that lounge singer smile. He points at me, again in lounge singer fashion, and says, "See this wall? (pointing the receiving door) I ran into it 'cause I was looking at you!"
Now I would like to say I had a witty sophisticated come back, but I think instead I had a look of abject horror on my face. Quickly, I tried to cover it up with the giggle that says , "Oh your so funny, get the hell away from me" and walked quickly (don't run) away.
Can't a girl buy a jump rope without being assaulted with bad pick up lines?
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