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  • Russboasia RUNOFF CONTEST

    Sadly, I can't go to Thailand, but you can win my trip!

    It's a haiku contest. Each person can submit THREE different haikus. I'll choose the winner next Monday, May 23rd. Submit to this thread only so we can keep the forum tidy. Bribes will be accepted but may or may not sway your chances.

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    Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional japanese poetry. Haiku is a simple three line verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. They can be funny or serious.

    here's one about a cat:

    The rule for today
    Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
    New rule tomorrow.



    Here's a charming one:

    The phone is ringing
    "I'll get it" says the old man
    he dies on the way



    They can also be very beautiful:

    First autumn morning:
    the mirror I stare into
    shows my father's face.
    —by Kijo Murakami (1865-1938)


    Yours, however, must be about your dedication to gongfu.
    You have three lines, and 17 syllables in which to impress me.
    Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.

    "You are one of the most self-deluded immature idiots I've come across here for a time..." —Blooming T. Lotus

  • #2
    Its my first post here Must say that this thread made me join

    My first one - practice
    -----
    practice makes perfect
    on a long road of practice
    I walk into light

    my second - comic
    -----
    I will kick some ass
    just for practice then I'll rest
    gongfu style is best


    I'll keep working on my third and post it later on

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    • #3
      elements within,

      combine with true harmony,

      the beauty of life.
      "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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      • #4
        flawless creations,

        masterpieces of the earth,

        in divine design.
        "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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        • #5
          Dude Fire-Blogger

          I thought you already won

          What are you doing
          Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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          • #6
            Heh heh I was wrong

            Confused Flame-Step with Fire-blog

            Won't happen again
            Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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            • #7
              man that was funny,

              im just writing these for fun,

              i dont want to win.
              "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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              • #8
                its raining outside,

                the melody of raindrops,

                a soothing rythm.
                "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                • #9
                  you interest me
                  more haiku about gongfu
                  bad boys get no prize

                  Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.

                  "You are one of the most self-deluded immature idiots I've come across here for a time..." —Blooming T. Lotus

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                  • #10
                    Bad boys get no prize?
                    I thought it depends on size
                    back to plum's great thread.
                    practice wu de

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                    • #11
                      mind,body,spirit,

                      focused at my dantien,

                      internal power.
                      "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                      • #12
                        penetrate heaven,

                        the mind moves faster than light,

                        heart and soul unite.
                        "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                        • #13
                          You are spamming now
                          Stop this infernal madness
                          Stop it right now, B.
                          Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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                          • #14
                            that was not funny,

                            not very funny at all,

                            you dissapoint me...
                            "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                            • #15
                              The previous post
                              I did not try for the laughs
                              I am serious.
                              Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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