Have you ever used your kung fu in a real fight? Did it work? Please share

[LeiYunFat]

I'm pretty advanced.

But I guess I should put a "would" somewhere in there...like, "I [would] just stick my..."

You, know, if I drank. Lol. I'm not nearly cool enough to enjoy alcohol in the daytime, albeit in a hammock.

[zachsan]

You'll get there someday. If you put your mind to it.