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  • #16
    Well he's right about one thing:

    The British are more intelligent.
    Happy Golden Pig Year from Blighty!
    Chicken

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    • #17
      sorry, i was going to say something yesterday when i found this thread, but i ran away from my computer laughing and didnt come back till this morning.
      "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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      • #18
        So, granted this guy is nuts, the next question is, why is his main target masturbation, of all things? He seems to hate masturbation even more than he hates white people.

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        • #19
          Maybe he was born with that terrible condition of congenital minimapenalis deformatis.

          Horrible thing that is. Not a Happeh thing to live with.
          Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

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          • #20
            Oh man... from the DBZ blog:

            Episode 75 - Tail Weakness
            Goku has a tail. He also has a weakness. If someone grabs his tail, he loses his power. The tail and it's weakness have been discussed in the series before this particular episode. This episode made me realize I had forgotten to include this example in the blog.

            People really do have tails. Not physical tails like a monkey has. The tail of a human being is made of invisible energy. The word energy really bothers some people. The tail of a human being can also be described as the projection of forces that are natural to a human being who has become strong and powerful.

            Goku's tail, and it's weakness, are just like everything else in this blog. Based on real life. In real life, if you grab or interfere with a person's energy tail, they will lose power. The kung fu term for this is "they lose their ground".

            The obviously means that because Goku has a tail and no one else does, that Goku is very strong because he has a very strong ground. This is a real life lesson. The stronger a human beings ground becomes, the more powerful their body becomes. A stronger ground means a human being can punch or kick with stronger force.

            The physical tail of the Goku in the cartoon is just like the energy blasts blowing things up. A visual tool to teach children about something that is invisible to the naked eye. The man grabbing Goku's tail in this video is a visual example of the invisible process of "grabbing" or weakening someone's energy tail so that they lose their ability to ground themselves.
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            • #21
              WHO IS MR WEBSTER? (LMAO...)

              Letter to the Editor, submitted to "The Guardsman," the school paper of the City College of San Francisco in 1997, submitted by "Happeh", who, lives in San Francisco.


              Sex is a Good Thing!
              Dear Editor:

              I am writing in response to the opinion expressed by Raymond Coats in the April 24th issue of the Guardsman. Mr. Coats was unhappy about the sex education display that can occasionally be found by the cafeteria. I was impressed by Mr. Coats piece. He has used the basic tools of propaganda correctly and effectively. He cites a "prestigious" book, Webster's dictionary, to give himself legitimacy. He invokes the image of a famous and revered man, Dr. Martin Luther King, to equate his beliefs with a higher moral ground. He speaks of the "powers that be in administration" allowing the sex education display to ignite our resistance against authority mentality and shows that he shares that mentality.

              I am sick of propaganda and the deceit that it engenders in society. I would like to simply state my side without any references to the famous or the reviled. I will not attempt to manipulate you by taking the thoughts that make you who you are and twisting them against you.

              In an attempt to buttress his argument that pornography was being displayed by the cafeteria, Mr. Coats quotes the definition of pornography from Webster's Dictionary. Mr. Webster says "literature, photographs and paintings that cause sexual excitement" are "pornography." Who is this "Webster" guy? I have never met Mr. Webster so I do not know personally whether or not I think he is a person whom I trust and believe.

              Mr. Coats believes that the sex education display is a blind for some business people to make some money. This is just plain silly. Mr. Coats objected to being exposed to dildos, vibrators and other sexual devices. I wonder how Mr. Coats reacts when he uses the restroom. He is exposed to something that is remarkably similar to a dildo every time he urinates. Is he disgusted then? He also stated that he felt that individuals can pick up a book to learn what they need to know about sex and should not be subjected to sex education display. Not everyone is like you Mr. Coats. There are people around who believe that sex IS A BAD THING. The issue of sex is something that is to be denied to these people. Do you honestly believe that someone who has been indoctrinated by these individuals will search out a book on sex at the library or the bookstore (where someone might see them) to learn sexual information? These are the individuals that the sex education system is designed to help.

              I could just as easily suggest that Mr. Coats, instead of agitating himself, could simply walk a different route to bypass the display. Putting this display in a tent would negate it's attempts to teach people. In fact it would reinforce the perception that sex IS A BAD THING. It is hidden in a tent so it must be really BAD. Crap! Sex is something that every mammal on this planet engages in. Only humans have the capability to turn something natural into an implement of control. SEX IS A GOOD THING!

              Jalon Anderson
              Italics mine.

              Priceless.
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              • #22
                Hmmm, in addition, wasn't Happeh supposed to be finishing up his Shaolin training somewhere in the mountains of China? I don't think the second level in a Chinatown fishmarket counts.
                Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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