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    Originally posted by unknown
    On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

    Two Italian men and one Italian woman

    Two French men and one French woman

    Two German men and one German woman

    Two Greek men and one Greek woman

    Two English men and one English woman

    Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman

    Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman

    Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman

    Two Irish men and one Irish woman

    Two American men and one American woman



    Two months later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.

    The two German men have a strict enforced weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.

    The two Japanese have phoned Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The two Chinese have opened a convenience store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the business.

    The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few blasts of coconut whiskey. However, they are very happy and satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.

    The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is the root of all her problems and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so she could call 911 and get them all rescued off this Godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shoe shopping.
    Classic stuff.
    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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    Sad but true. But then when it comes to English women I'm jaded and cynical. I've had a good role model!
    Don't trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.

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    • #3
      The difference between men and women, etc...

      This is pretty funny.
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      Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

      "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

      (more comments in my User Profile)
      russbo.com


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