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  • #31
    Christ Jesus...smarties are little sugary sweet tart candies.

    What kind of parties do you throw out there anyway.
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    • #32
      OK, excuse my ignorance.

      But wouldn't it be difficult to eat smarties from a pum pum?

      I mean, wouldn't they like get sticky and melt?

      I guess I need to go to more of your parties. The only parties I throw have religious characters in orange robes. Not sure how many smarties they've searched for in pum pums.

      But then again, I wouldn't be surprised...
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      • #33
        Originally posted by doc View Post
        OK, excuse my ignorance.

        But wouldn't it be difficult to eat smarties from a pum pum?

        I mean, wouldn't they like get sticky and melt?

        I guess I need to go to more of your parties. The only parties I throw have religious characters in orange robes. Not sure how many smarties they've searched for in pum pums.

        But then again, I wouldn't be surprised...
        sounds like you'll be skipping the debate then and going right to the thai pornwebs, lol...
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        • #34
          arhat, in response to the comparison you made about pan qing fu and other methods such as iron palm etc there is a big difference inherent outcome

          for one, pan qing fu was well aware of other methods, the difference between iron palm or other methods, and iron fist is the fist actually becomes a weapon, whereas whenever someone is struck by the actual fist they are severly injured

          iron palm and other methods are not the same. its true that your hands do become harder and such but the lethality of the actualy hand isnt really increased. from iron palm practice and other methods you are working with energy moreso then the conditioning.

          infact iron palm methods of conditioning were pretty common in the past, the actual ability to develope iron palm force is different then just hitting shit. and its not as easy to apply as people believe, its actually much harder to apply then the iron fist because the force is what makes it lethal whereas the hand of iron fist is deadly by itself and requires little actual force or skill really..it just hurts lolo

          and pan was using the iron fist for killing "criminals" i believe he was police officer or some sort or bounty hunter type for triads or whatever.

          and on a side note..doc might actually be an alien...ive never met or heard of anyone in my life who didnt know what a smartie was...i mean a non american i can understand..but hes an american from NYC...

          sounds fishy! lolo GET IT hahahaha
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Maestro View Post
            arhat, in response to the comparison you made about pan qing fu and other methods such as iron palm etc there is a big difference inherent outcome

            for one, pan qing fu was well aware of other methods, the difference between iron palm or other methods, and iron fist is the fist actually becomes a weapon, whereas whenever someone is struck by the actual fist they are severly injured

            iron palm and other methods are not the same. its true that your hands do become harder and such but the lethality of the actualy hand isnt really increased. from iron palm practice and other methods you are working with energy moreso then the conditioning.

            infact iron palm methods of conditioning were pretty common in the past, the actual ability to develope iron palm force is different then just hitting shit. and its not as easy to apply as people believe, its actually much harder to apply then the iron fist because the force is what makes it lethal whereas the hand of iron fist is deadly by itself and requires little actual force or skill really..it just hurts lolo

            and pan was using the iron fist for killing "criminals" i believe he was police officer or some sort or bounty hunter type for triads or whatever.

            and on a side note..doc might actually be an alien...ive never met or heard of anyone in my life who didnt know what a smartie was...i mean a non american i can understand..but hes an american from NYC...

            sounds fishy! lolo GET IT hahahaha
            ah shit, I lost my post!

            well that is an interesting point- I wasn't aware that he was going for the whole build the hand into a weapon deal. All respect due to him, but...it seems a little overboard- you must really want to be able to kill people with your fist. But if he came after my triad, I would just slip him a chinese rufi and cut off his hand.

            also I'd point out, a lot of weapon techniques and chin na moves are for wrecking your opponents hands and wrists- especially staff work and sword work. doesn't seem worth the investment in time needed to make your hand into a weapon that way- maybe it helped his rep from a psychological stand point, I wouldn't want that skin spurred hand anywhere near me, lol. seems like there are way better methods....I spent a few hours working out with Yang Jwang Ming and my tendons were so divided I could barely make a fist if I had an iron one.

            but good points vince I gotta read up a little more about him and his iron skills. I should be more familiar with that stuff to be honest. I just really have a hard time with the cowboy buck rogers threads homeboy sports.

            smarties work best with vegetarians. something about the PH.
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            • #36
              well..just so u know he..he did kill people with his fists lolo

              its the same skill mas oyama practiced.

              "also I'd point out, a lot of weapon techniques and chin na moves are for wrecking your opponents hands and wrists- especially staff work and sword work."

              thats true, there are alot of techs ingeneral for attacking the joints. the hand is a decent target if your advanced...but i think the term advanced gets thrown around pretty loosely lolo.

              because..its not exactly easy to trap someone with iron fists in his youth who is fast as hell and powerful and skilled lolo. if you saw pan in his youth you could see him doing tornado kicks on 1 leg.

              but again..its all preference...
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              • #37
                Originally posted by arhat View Post
                smarties work best with vegetarians. something about the PH.
                Given a normal vaginal pH of 3.5 to 4.5, regardless of whether the pum pum belongs to a vegetarian or a meat eater, pardon the expression, smarties, which are made of sucrose, would not last too long. In acidic environments, sucrose easily converts to starch, which would diminish it's "taste appeal".

                NOW, one way to prevent the smarties from losing their taste appeal in the pum pum environment, would be to stimulate said female, either via the head pillow maneuver, well known and practiced in churches throughout the land, or via manual manipulation of certain feminine areas. Sweat, which tends to have a pH of 4.5 to 5.5 will mix with the pum pum environment during these times of stimulation, thus termporarily increasing the pH and saving the fate of some of the impounded smarties held within. Preferably, an infected vagina will have a higher pH, and therefore, an enviroment which will be more friendler to the more neutral pH loving smarties.

                Therefore, if you want to eat sweet smarties from a willing pum pum, the pum pum should be a well worn infected one.
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                • #38
                  u guys know to much about eating *****. im a a novice in that area, not even worthy of a white belt lolo.
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                  • #39
                    that word "infected"...maybe it's the harsh cunsonance to the word...
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                    • #40
                      Forgive me.

                      Better I say "inhabited by Trichomonas Vaginalis".

                      Hate to ruin the image of smarties living happily ever after in pum pum land.
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