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    Shit. OH NO! Doc said "Shit"

    This email refers to the following posts: This is the caption that goes with the picture. "Proof that tinky winky is gay (created by the master, Beano..., lol)" x.russbo.com/photopost/showphoto.phpphoto=1096&papass=&sort=1&thecat=549;
    another quote "Imagine what a guy who can screw up a wet dream can do to a server." http://www.russbo.com/artman/publish...dex_2.shtml#18

    The email:

    Dear master Beano,

    I have been a practitioner and certified teacher for over fourteen years of shaolin kung fu, and I can say I've never seen anything as disgusting put on a martial arts website as you have under yours. What kind of message are you sending to the parents, kids and females that see this, not to mention the use of the word "shit" and "wet dream"?!? I really hope the person responsible for the picture and comments is not a teacher of females or children with that kind of actions and thought. Are you telling the public that you represent martial arts with this site and picture options?!? If so, I might suggest you train a little harder and listen to the wisdom of the elders before you think "sucking wieners with play toys" is even close to the philosophy that real teachers and students of martial arts are trying to convey. I can say that after seeing your site, I have left with a bad impression of your institution and do not plan on returning or indorsing your sexual martial arts society. Also, does your teacher know about practices like this?, you should show him and then see if he agrees with your actions. You might also watch out for gay and lesbian groups disturbed with the quote of "Proof that tinky winky is gay" You might make the news with a gay bashing and homophobic martial arts website. I think you are not even close to understanding what martial arts are about and you should not represent my life long work and effort, if anything from my experience as a teacher this is another example of people who get black belts with "Package Deal Prices" and start a web site because of their hobby.
    Mark


    A sexual martial arts society. What a concept. With "Package Deal Prices". Hmmmm.....
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    you should not represent my life long work and effort
    i thought you could hardly represent YOUR work and effort with all the site crashes and things - let alone anyone elses

    LMAO!

    dave
    simple and natural is my method,
    true and sincere is my principle --Tse Sigung

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    Yes, I kind of found this one to be a bit bizarre. Especially since it's directed at "Master Beano", who was an old friend of mine, with a particularly funny and warped sense of humor, who had absolutely no connection with the martial arts whatsoever.

    What I found to be more bizarre, is that someone actually found that picture among the twenty six hundred plus photos that inhabit the photo library. (Oh, and I had nothing to do with that photograph, lol)

    Let the hate mail continue.....
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    that was the part that confused me the most - Mr Beano?

    lol!

    dave
    simple and natural is my method,
    true and sincere is my principle --Tse Sigung

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    The pic is actually quite easy to find, it's one of the few in the 'Funny Shit' (I believe) section....
    I thought it was pretty funny though

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    Where is this Master Beano?

    I have a package that needs to be dealt with- I'm in need of some enshortening.

    I'm just so tired of being a freak. Then maybe I too could join this Sexual Martial Arts Society, and not be laughed at, or ostracized for my unusual member...ship. Master Beano sounds like the type of teacher who would accpet me the way I am, give me a home even.

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    I think Master Beano has been taken away by flying saucers. He has not been seen nor heard from in quite a while.

    Arhat, no doubt you will have to find some other master to help you with this enshortening problem. And, if all else fails, I have a chain saw in my garage..
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    This desperately calls for some warped photoshop magic, Cheye...

    Let's see what you can do with Arhat's member; monster that it is...

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    More photoshop madness from Cheye about Arhat's member. Hmmm.

    Don't I get enough hate mail about this site.., LOL.
    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

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    don't worry...

    Let's see what you can do with Arhat's member; monster that it is...
    Oh, there are a lot of things I could do with it...lol
    But before I could start with my madness(!!) I would need to see that wonder of the world, to get an idea of what we are talking about here.

    And Doc, the hate mails are just a proof of pure jealousy of these big monster members here

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