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  • so, dong da da dong, in vietnam. arrived today and guess what, no pick up. got taxi guys harassing me ive no idea where the fuck the place is where im supposed to go or the number, luckily there was some free internet shit nearby and a thousand taxi drivers. besides that little bit of bad luck and them tring to screw me on my confirmed price for the room everythings been great, going to ha long bay tomorrow that should be great and after that others ill write about later

    i gotta try and get some pics of the filipinio mafiettes from phuket and lil rich but cant do it now, just chargin my phone downstairs in this guesthouse. been walking around hanoi all day saw the water puppet show, ate some msg soaked Pho and pretty much had a good day

    traffic here ill say, is gotta be 10 times as bad as thailand, with no exaggeration. these people are flying all over the place talkin on the phone goin the wrong way darting this way and that, and at the same time trying to sell random foreigners shit, or give directions for a tip or whatever. its actually incredible i havent seen an accident yet or been involved in one, im seriously impressed but also frightened walking around hanoi is just scary i just tell myself im big and imposing maybe they will see me comin...

    as for hanoi itself its nice, the food is decent although just grabbed a bag of cookies for dinner not in the mood for more msg at this point...strangely since richard talked me to about vancouver and after mentioning it to mandy ive been thinking about it aswell and today met a nice chinese couple from vancouver... they were ok, girl was a little wierd...

    other then that not much to tell, looking forward to the rest of the week and honestly cant wait to just get over with all this flying bullshit, everytime i get on a plane i loose 10 years of my life

    will write something about the last trip to thailand when i get back or if im bored tomorrow when i come back from the cruise
    "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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    • Watch out for those errant ping pong balls!
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      • lol, wow surprised you got the balls to say that haha

        vietnams beautiful, did ha long bay and binh hinh or something like that and holau tam cok, holau tam cok was great very beautiful, german/indian girl i met told me it was similar to something near guilin in china

        anyway its very nice, vietnamese girls are pretty cute, very friendly, hanoi is really fuckin busy met some very interesting people like that german/indian girl shes a plastic surgeon in abu dhabi was nice to talk to her, met another german guy school teacher whos apparently been to every country in the world or some shit...

        also met a bunch of U.S. college kids were really cool, they were on some wierd college thing were theyre on a cruise ship that acts as a college they can take the courses they take at their home college but jump on a boat for a semester or a year or whatever and travel the world, apparently they been all over south america, africa, asia, australia etc

        i thought that was crazy, never heard of that before, but nice meeting cool people from all over the country n stuff

        as for ha long bay was nice but not that crazy i think its similar to phang nga both are prob worth doing or whatever and its beautiful but i dunno was good but if i come back id do something else..

        saw pictures of huei or whatever and it looks really cool but i think its pretty far out dunno exactly how far from here but already set in my path tomorrow go to perfume pagoda but next time if i come out here again which id love to i wanna see huei if thats how its spelled, looks really cool

        anyway hope vavoom is doing good and the little one, gotta go chill out and eat my chocolate chip cookies before the cute receptionist girls finish them on me....
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        • Does your girlfriend / future wife know that you're in Vietnam "meeting German/Indian girls" and "cute Vietnamese girls"?

          Are you eating chocolate chip cookies alone? Or with cute receptionist girls? Or, ON cute receptionist girls?

          Are they skilled with ping pong balls?

          Stop going to the bay. Get down to Hue and An Hoi. Oh, and see the war museum in Hanoi. And, what's left of the "Hanoi Hilton", before they tear down the rest of it and make it into a convention center. You'll have a better idea as to why John McCain didn't become president. OH, and more time with tourist travel, less time with Asian pussy. Focus. Focus.

          And another "Oh", Ha Long Bay does look a little like Guilin. Now you don't have to go there, except, the river tour up from Guilin to Yangshou is extraordinary. Put it on your list for "some day".
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          • Doc is right on this one

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            • not ha long bay, ha lou tam cok looks similar to guilin area she said, but she said china was better, at halou tam cok you take a 2 hour ride down the river surrounded by the limestone hillls and u go throug the caves and shit, very beautiful...

              today did something similar rode down the river again and but the other people on my boat didnt tip the driver who has to paddle the whole way and she fraeked out cause its kinda mandatory i felt bad cause she only wanted a dollar each lol and some of the pople just walked off i was like geez lol she was cursing us pretty bad... i tipped her but she had 6 of us in the boat and i think only 3 tipped one gave 50 cents or something lol

              as for the cookies and the girls unless mandy is reading russbo which she might, then she doesnt know, does your wife know you keep bringing up ping pong balls? lol, you must like castration or death by suffication

              but nothing happened, although i can imagine what a night i could have with some of these girls, throw in the cookies and could be a real good time....

              enough day dreaming though, last night here had some more shitty food, plenty of msg in my system and ate a bunch of candy, ready to go home and just do nothing for awhile

              as for those other places theres alot of shit id love to see left in vietnam, its very beautiful here despite the food sucking balls and the overload of msg, ill have to figure out a way to come back and see huei and cat ba and sappa and some of those beaches down south
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              • Here, this news article brings to mind some guy who took a spill on his motorbike in Phuket...



                Yes, I'm still reading Fox News. (MSNBC also, for you far left liberal wackos out there)
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                • lolo...thats funny, talking about infection did i forget to mention i picked up a leg infection in vietnam? WHAT FUN

                  somehow or other on the boat in ha long bay i managed to scrape my leg pretty good but of course i thought nothing of it untill i went crazy and the doctor had me on antibiotics that had me shitting my brains out for a week. ontop of that its on the bad leg and right where that big scar is on my shin where ive had previous infections so the wound was a bitch to heal thank god i have so much experience with wounds or i would have been really fucked....

                  i just dont seem to learn my lessons very well? i should just start slapping myself man good god whats wrong with me.....

                  anyway whatever, articles like that make me wonder how im still alive considering how stupid i am

                  on another note i havent been on here or the internet much lately cause mandy has finals coming up and shes kinda stressed out doesnt want me near the computer lookin up porn and shit shes got articles and lectures on here with annoying british guys talking about the most annoying subject on earth, LAW

                  so havent been on much, besides that just saw battleship that was good, rihanna is a hot ass soldier ill say that, shell be back packin a gun sometime soon i know it and the movie overall is very cool all the other movies i wanted to see wrath of the titans and shit i saw aswell all good stuff

                  hope u guys are ok, im sure everything is cool you must be really busy now... still missing thailand man mostly the beach and u guys and the half naked hoes everywhere, def wish i spent more time in patong or getting a massage instead of getting fat although i miss swensons dearly...
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                  • Originally posted by Maestro View Post
                    lolo...thats funny, talking about infection did i forget to mention i picked up a leg infection in vietnam? WHAT FUN
                    You did??

                    HANOI, Vietnam -- Vietnam has asked the World Health Organization to help investigate a mystery disease that has killed 19 people and sickened 171 others in central Vietnam.
                    Le Han Phong, chairman of the People's Committee in Ba To district in Quang Ngai province, says patients first experience a rash on their hands and feet along with high fever, loss of appetite and eventually organ failure.


                    He says nearly 100 people remain hospitalized, including 10 in critical condition. Patients with milder symptoms are being treated at home.
                    Phong says the first case was detected last year and that the disease had died down until a spate of new infections were recently reported, mostly in one impoverished village.
                    A Ministry of Health investigation was inconclusive. MSNBC
                    You still alive?
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                    • im fine as far as i can tell, seem to have some strange fleeting pain in my balls though dunno what thats about dont feel any tumor like things when i do the shower check maybe its just me i dunno

                      but yea im ok
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                      • Your balls didn't get whacked by some fast moving ping pong ball, did they? Got to watch those Vietnamese chicks, they're fast. Oh, I probably shouldn't bring that up, LOL...

                        In other news, Derek should be arriving any day now. The boss has been having some braxton hicks contractions, not sure if she's going to make it to the expected delivery date, as she was early with the present little guy. Other than the fact that she's been losing her mind from time to time, all has been going well. You definitely have to get Mandy in the proper frame of mind, and get going with this, as no guy in the world should go through life and not experience the madness and insanity of late term pregnancy.
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                        • little derek eh, thats good im sure youll be happy to do it all over again with a little bella donna on the way lol...

                          talk about experiences really dont wanna experience the stress of a woman whos about to take finals, good god i wish i was on phuket this whole while
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                          • PHUKET: Officers from the Anti-Human Trafficking Division (AHTD) of the Royal Thai Police and Internal Security Operations Command (ISOC) on Friday night inspected go-go bars in Soi Sea Dragon, off Soi Bangla in Patong, but failed to uncover any evidence of lewd behavior.

                            Twelve officers from the AHTD Region 5 and ISOC, commanded by AHTD Region 5 Deputy Inspector Pol Lt Anan Nitirangsan, raided seven go-go bars including Exotica and the Candy Club a-Go-Go at about 10pm.

                            The raid was to target clubs showing “nude shows” and lewd acts such as “ping-pong shows” and to arrest any club operators allowing such activity.

                            Before the raid commenced, officers asked media in attendance to wait at a restaurant on Phra Baramee Road, so that the targeted venues remained unaware of the impending operation.

                            Once the raids started it was about half an hour before officers allowed the media onto the scene at Soi Sea Dragon.

                            At the scene police were observed questioning employees outside the bars. Inside, officers found only dancing girls on stage, dressed respectably in bikinis.

                            It was evident to the media that the shows were all completely hidden from outside view within the various establishments.
                            But of course the police kept the media away for a half hour. Took that long to get the girls dressed and the bribes dealt with. AS you can see, nothing changes.
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                            • Did you ever have one of those "holy fuck, what did I do" moments?

                              I did.

                              Derek Russell. Born May 1. Weight 6.7 pounds. All screams. Nothing rational coming out of this little guy's mouth.

                              You gotta come back man. I need a Patong vacation. I got into so much trouble FOR WEEKS after the last time, it just doesn't matter anymore....
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                              • congrats on derek

                                as for patong i wish...thats all i can say...sadly
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