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  • Qi Gong For Internal Organs

    I Study Martial Arts since I was four, I've done practice on Qi gong and I am just wondering How it Strengthens the Internal Organs, I know it does it, it has for me, I am just curiouse how, I know qi is involved nut how does it trigger internal organs, such as in the drawing of the bow excercise

  • #2
    drawing the bow helped me improve on the speed bag. I'm working on an explanation for the chi kung. chi in general has to do with doing a motion about a billion times, to the point where it is so natural you don't even think about it. What are those balls people have in their hands guadong balls? chi kung is like when your whole body is like that. So the soft repetitive nature results in a change that is not just superficial.
    "I'm like Tupac: Who can stop me?"

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    • #3
      internal organs

      You are asking how it strengthens the internal organs and I understand that question to be what is the process in which it strengthens the organs but I am wondering how it has strengthened your internal organs as in in what way do you know that your organs have been strengthened?

      Peace
      bhodi

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      • #4
        Chi Kung is great.

        I mean, it is so wonderful...there is just one thing I wish...I wish it could help me with...

        I wish that practicing lifting the sky everyday, well...I just wish it would shorten my penis by like, 2 inches.

        I am so tired of being a freak and want to fit in.
        "Arhat, I am your father..."
        -the Dark Lord Cod

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        • #5
          lift the sky

          Arhat,

          For proper enshortening you need to talk to ***** Bin *****. At least I was hoping that he copuld help me out. He seems to have a handle on enlengthening. I was figuring he could just reverse the process or something....
          I guess its genetic or something....

          Tired of Being a Freak in New York Too,
          Bhodi

          PS.

          I don't have any trouble with lifting the sky but I have a great deal with Lifting This Guy. When excited it's awfully heavy....

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          • #6
            even as a God...

            ...I can't get the enshortening thing to work out. None of the other gods know what it is either, or how to do it. Jesus said if he answered every enshortening request there would be no porn.

            Yesterday I wanted to test wether or not chi kung had strengthened my internal organs, so I ate a rock and my internal organs processed it right through. Out came a mini statue of the Doge's Palace, the 1319 version before the fire, with il Gatto Nero sunning himself on the roof.

            Also, my small intestine can kick my large intestine's ass, and my gall bladder is bad ass. It's bulletproof.
            "Arhat, I am your father..."
            -the Dark Lord Cod

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            • #7
              internal organs

              I practiced Lifting This Guy for a month every morning and before sleep as well. Soon my spleen was so strengthened that it bust out my stomach and went indipendent.

              The last time I saw it there were lines of chi coursing through it and radiating out from it. It came flying in from the right while it was cruising on this sick chopper with a nice set of lungs riding behind him and wearing a t-shirt that said "smile if you swallow". It also had the Heart Sutra tattooed on its chest and spirits were scattering out of his way everywhere it went as he chanted namo Amitabha. ( kept mispronouncing it but it didn't seem to matter)

              I only practice more traditional chi gong now. Trying to hold onto the rest of my organs! Now i just seem to atract alot of birds. Any idea why this is happening? It seems the more powerful my chi flow the more birds....

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              • #8
                itinerant spleens and recalcitrant livers

                In all seriousness does anyone know a good medical qigong excercise for helping eliminate liver pathology? Specifically liver qi stagnation caused by liver xue toxicity? (or maybe it was caused by metal failing to control wood.... depending upon whether you take a 5 elements or zangfu perspective).

                Hmm bhodi, you might have some problems with that spleen being outside of your body. How's your digestion these days?

                Oh and on a totally unrelated topic, (doc will love this one) next time you need to call in sick to work, tell your boss you have a case of acute rhinorrhea.
                Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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                • #9
                  The birds are freeloading off your qi. If they werent so scared of you they'd be perched on you by the dozens as if you were a stretch of powerlines.

                  I've noticed a similar response with cats, squirrels, and my practice of reiki and taijiquan. Except that the cats will actually sit on you while you're meditating.
                  Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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                  • #10
                    What's this with the bovine avatars and horns?

                    Are we starting something new here?
                    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                    (more comments in my User Profile)
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                    • #11
                      Oh yo know doc..... we're all just bullheaded americans at heart.
                      Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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                      • #12
                        We're amassing an army to march against the Wanhamites, Docster. Since we're prepping up for battle round here anyway, we may as well go the whole hog and invade other websites.

                        Once that's done, and we have left destruction and woe in our wake, perhaps we could head for USSD...

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                        • #13
                          I think we need to wait on declaring war on the wahnamites, they aren't living in the real world anyway. The assault should go straight to the heart of USSD. We can invade their website, capture their womanfolk, and paint their dojo's pink with red polka dots.
                          Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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                          • #14
                            But then I'm just a combat medic. Arhat and lipster are our generals.....
                            Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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                            • #15
                              Hey doc, next time I go up to my grandpa's farm, I'll take some pictures. Then me might fit in.
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