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    Hey Lipster, you guys are seriously in trouble over there....

    From MSNBC:

    “LONDON, Nov 26 — Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine. No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

    I THOUGHT PEOPLE would be beating my door down to become part of the trial,” pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.
    But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.
    Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.
    The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.


    Breathtaking results, lol...
    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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  • #2
    LOL, isn't there some new study saying women just need to go shopping to get that type of euphoria.
    practice wu de

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    • #3
      Wow I can't beleive they are having trouble getting volunteers to HAVE ELECTRODES INSERTED INTO THEIR SPINES.
      Show me a man who has forgotten words, so that I can have a word with him.

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      • #4
        It's actually a quite common procedure. We used to do it to treat people with chronic pain. A stimulator is implanted under the skin in the abdomen, a wire is then tunneled to the back, which is then directed inward to the vertebral column to rest near the spinal cord area. Small electrical impulses are then used to either thwart the cycle of recurrent localized sypmapthetic nervous system activity, or stimulate areas in the brain that help trigger endogenous beta endorphins, which help diminish the sensation of pain. It works for chronic pain; using it for orgasms appears to have been an accidental finding.

        Kind of funny actually.
        Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

        "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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        russbo.com


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        • #5
          That is pretty funny...
          practice wu de

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          • #6
            Doesn't Jerry Lee Lewis have one of those? If it's the same thing you're talkin' about, all he has to do is push a button or something to activate it when he is in pain.

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            • #7
              Now THAT would be funny.

              JLL: OW! That nail is sharp!

              *looks around*

              *presses button*
              Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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              • #8
                I thought that's what god made us for.

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                • #9
                  God didn't make us to provide orgasms to women.

                  God made us to provide orgasms to us. And **** the women.

                  Hows that for my viewpoint on life?

                  LOL..
                  Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                  "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                  (more comments in my User Profile)
                  russbo.com


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                  • #10
                    words to live by, doc.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by doc
                      God didn't make us to provide orgasms to women.
                      .
                      ........... did I miss something here ????????

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                      • #12
                        LOL, but the Indians(Hindus) developed a gong fu so that we are able to.
                        Becoming what I've dreamed about.

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                        • #13
                          whatever happened to thinking about baseball?

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