We are proud to present our newest underworld service.......

[shaolinstylee]

OK, the Russbo underworld is proud to bring you our newest service. This has been a long time coming, and we've had some real issues hatching out the details, but it's finally here......

We are now gladly taking payoffs and bribes.

There is several ways to do this, we'll either take discreet pay offs, where you can just "donate" money to us and PM us with what you want done, or if you want help from other forum members, and who knows, maybe one of the big rollers around here will support your cause, you can make a new thread in the, russbo.com Underworld: The Dark Side of the Forum / Market. Keep in mind it costs us time to do this, so depending on how much we like your cause... there will be a fee.

[Satan]

I look forward to "working" with you guys.

Hahahaha....

[shaolinstylee]

The feeling is mutual.

[zachsan]

haha, you know you're out of touch with the russbo.com underworld when you come out with a new service without even knowing it.

ah well, i guess i'll have to console myself with my ridiculous sum of doc dollars.

[daodejing]

Zach, how the hell did you amass that fortune of nonexistant money?

[zachsan]

how the hell indeed.

[shaolinstylee]

oh, yeah, Zach by the way...

I figure we'd make it "official"

lol

[blooming tianshi lotus]

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[shaolinstylee]

Rolling your eyes at us in this thread is probably not the best thing to do...

[shaolinstylee]

Hey Satan....

Down Payment Sent...


The rest will be some time this week... I'll withdraw it from the bank myself need be.

[onesp1ng]

For some odd reason I'm kind of proud of you guys...

[shaolinstylee]

you've been telling us to do something constructive with our time

[zachsan]

so that's what they're calling me now, "the bank if need be". heh.

[shaolinstylee]

We've got some other nicknames as well, but I don't think this is the place for it

[shaolinstylee]

oh, and Satan, check your jacket pocket....