People actually read this stuff...
Dear Officer-in-Charge,
I'd logged-on to your website since lastweek which I've been visiting the buddhist sutra section and present reading the Heart Sutra. It have been a fewdays that when I open your webpage all the section listings are no longer avaliable, please kindly check it out.
The individual who sent me this represents a society for the aged and the sick, in Asia. (He will remain anonymous, as usual).

Anyone interested in buffing up the Buddhism section of the site, should contact me.