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  • #16
    What should you avoid saying during sex?

    1. shit! are you bleeding....?
    2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
    3. i have aids...
    4. Uh, what was your name again?
    5. What's that smell?
    6. Did you have that rash before?
    7. I think I just sharted.
    8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
    9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
    10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
    11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
    12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
    13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
    14. How many Baht will this cost me?
    I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
    "Life can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
    "I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
    "Whatever guy said that money don't buy you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping"

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    • #17
      15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
      "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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      • #18
        16. Move i cant see the t.v.
        "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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        • #19
          17. Oh no, your husband is home.
          I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
          "Life can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
          "I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
          "Whatever guy said that money don't buy you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping"

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          • #20
            18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
            Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.

            "You are one of the most self-deluded immature idiots I've come across here for a time..." —Blooming T. Lotus

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            • #21
              19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
              No Chumbas, por favor!

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              • #22
                What should you avoid saying during sex?

                1. shit! are you bleeding....?
                2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
                3. i have aids...
                4. Uh, what was your name again?
                5. What's that smell?
                6. Did you have that rash before?
                7. I think I just sharted.
                8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
                9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
                10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
                11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
                12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
                13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
                14. How many Baht will this cost me?
                15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
                16. Move i cant see the t.v.
                17. Oh no, your husband is home.
                18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
                19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
                20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
                "What is barely legal?" - Ali G

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                • #23
                  What should you avoid saying during sex?

                  1. shit! are you bleeding....?
                  2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
                  3. i have aids...
                  4. Uh, what was your name again?
                  5. What's that smell?
                  6. Did you have that rash before?
                  7. I think I just sharted.
                  8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
                  9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
                  10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
                  11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
                  12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
                  13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
                  14. How many Baht will this cost me?
                  15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
                  16. Move i cant see the t.v.
                  17. Oh no, your husband is home.
                  18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
                  19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
                  20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
                  21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
                  No Chumbas, por favor!

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                  • #24
                    What should you avoid saying during sex?

                    1. shit! are you bleeding....?
                    2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
                    3. i have aids...
                    4. Uh, what was your name again?
                    5. What's that smell?
                    6. Did you have that rash before?
                    7. I think I just sharted.
                    8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
                    9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
                    10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
                    11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
                    12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
                    13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
                    14. How many Baht will this cost me?
                    15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
                    16. Move i cant see the t.v.
                    17. Oh no, your husband is home.
                    18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
                    19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
                    20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
                    21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
                    22. Wanna get your dog involved?

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                    • #25
                      23. zzzzzzzz

                      24. wait, let me screw it back on.
                      "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                      • #26
                        25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"
                        Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                        "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                        (more comments in my User Profile)
                        russbo.com


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                        • #27
                          26. YOU GOT WHAT!?!
                          "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                          • #28
                            1. shit! are you bleeding....?
                            2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
                            3. i have aids...
                            4. Uh, what was your name again?
                            5. What's that smell?
                            6. Did you have that rash before?
                            7. I think I just sharted.
                            8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
                            9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
                            10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
                            11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
                            12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
                            13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
                            14. How many Baht will this cost me?
                            15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
                            16. Move i cant see the t.v.
                            17. Oh no, your husband is home.
                            18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
                            19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
                            20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
                            21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
                            22. Wanna get your dog involved?
                            23. zzzzzzzz
                            24. wait, let me screw it back on.
                            25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"
                            26. YOU GOT WHAT!?!
                            27. Did you phucking hear that? Yeah, I think your penis cracked. Is it painful?
                            Last edited by onesp1ng; 02-09-2006, 11:24 AM.
                            ZhongwenMovies.com

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                            • #29
                              1. shit! are you bleeding....?
                              2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
                              3. i have aids...
                              4. Uh, what was your name again?
                              5. What's that smell?
                              6. Did you have that rash before?
                              7. I think I just sharted.
                              8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
                              9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
                              10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
                              11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
                              12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
                              13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
                              14. How many Baht will this cost me?
                              15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
                              16. Move i cant see the t.v.
                              17. Oh no, your husband is home.
                              18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
                              19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
                              20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
                              21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
                              22. Wanna get your dog involved?
                              23. zzzzzzzz
                              24. wait, let me screw it back on.
                              25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"
                              26. YOU GOT WHAT!?!
                              27. Did you phucking hear that? Yeah, I think your penis cracked. Is it painful?

                              28. Hurry up, the motor's runnin.
                              Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.

                              "You are one of the most self-deluded immature idiots I've come across here for a time..." —Blooming T. Lotus

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                              • #30
                                Is this really still going on?

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