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**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 07:55 PM

this one I bet you like, Doc:

25yo, 1 daughter "rubia" (blonde) and "cara de cuera"....ask me on that one...LOL!

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 08:05 PM

Puerto Rico miss universe 2007

and, to top it off:

She's over 6' tall!!!

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 08:08 PM

as per your request, I hope I delivered some nice images of puertorrican Jevas, and Jevotas...estan riquisimas, verdad? (they're super hot, right!)
anyways, one last beauty:

and a nice close up of her eyes...unos ojos cabrones de verdad:

respect to the Jevas, Loco!!!

**baiwanxi** · 06-19-2007, 09:07 PM

"Respect to the Jevas"is right !

Shimanqi, I Love You ! And I mean that in a very thankful way for your work in educating us about the finer things in life !

Any more examples you feel like providing would be much appreciated as my Spanish is still pretty weak !!!!

**onesp1ng** · 06-19-2007, 09:15 PM

This has gotten much, much better. But, you forgot one thing: the CHUMBAS, damn it!!!

It's cold in here with out the Chumbas... Coooooooold....

I tell ya, it's cooooooooold.....

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 09:48 PM

you're most welcome, baiwanxi! "de nada y a la orden!"
Onesp1ng: you DO NOT want a Chumba! at least, here in PR is very difficult to find one....I'll try to illustrate it with this picture...this is a "Chumba" (even if the word itself sounds cool, and even if she has wide hips "caderua", AND, shes beautiful!):

I'll think I'll update the Wikipedia entry on Chumba: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chumba

aaaaaaaaand...to top it all off, the most "chumba" and "cuera" of them all...

**doc** · 06-19-2007, 09:53 PM

OK, I'm truly lost with this PR terminology.

You think PH is beautiful?

I'll have to update the "rules" here; thoughts such as that should land you in HELL.

Or, maybe, I'll have to take a trip to PR this summer and re-educate you. Apparently, we didn't have enough time in Vegas to properly train you.

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 09:58 PM

simple:

Cuera - slut
Perra - slut
chumba - flat assed woman (PH)

Everything clear now? COMMON!!!! I am a quick learner, and I did learn my lesson in Las Vegas!!!

**onesp1ng** · 06-19-2007, 10:02 PM

Gotta respect the Chumbas...

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 10:02 PM

and by the way..PH is NOT considered beautiful.....

Respect to the culonas and tetonas arround the world!

**onesp1ng** · 06-19-2007, 10:06 PM

please, more chumba shots... it's so damn cold.

**shimanqi** · 06-19-2007, 10:27 PM

no hay problema, Onesp1ng! actually, I'll post a few, but here is the link to puertorican "jevas", chumbas, and yes, Doc's favorites, Tetonas...:

http://www.primerahora.com/XStatic/primerahora/template/bombonmejores.aspx

and, an added bonus...the making of video of my favorite puertorican chumba:
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