spiraling energy is the key to the universe.

[Inevitable]

hmm the second one is much better, but its nothing completely new to me

[Happeh]

And don't forget DNA!!! It's shaped like a double-helix... a spiral!! Sort of!!

So clearly, if we can master Spiraling Energy, we can change our DNA to make ourselves IMMORTAL!!

My tell-all guide, Spiraling Energy Secrets THEY Don't Want You to Know About, out in stores January 2007. No, I can finish this in a month, make it March 2006.

Actually.....No.

DNA is spiral shaped because everything in the universe is created from spirals.

You don't need to make yourself immortal. You already are. The trick is how strong of an immortal are you? Are you drinking and drugging yourself so that your energy is so low that when you are reincarnated, you come back as a bug? Or are you doing martial arts and other things to build your energy so you are reincarnated as something special?

My tell all book explains some of the basics of kung fu. it is all really very simple. You can figure out everything there is to know about most styles of kung fu if you understand spirals. You can understand why everything in the world around you is constructed and behaves the way it does.

Spirals really are a magical thing.

[Happeh]

i roughly figure that yin and yang are the left and right sides of the body,.

OK. You get a star for a step in the right direction. Now continue your thinking. Learning never stops.

If the body is divided into Yin and Yang halves, how is the division made? Is it divied by a straight line up the center of the body? Or is it divided some other way?

and interchangable,.

Absolutely not. The function of the male side of the body is male. It cannot function as female. Same thing holds true for the Yin side. Their functions or descriptions might be interchangeable because they are mirror images of each other. They are both the exact same thing, except one is Yang and one is Yin.

and i guess vertically it can be up and down.,.

No. I would have to hear what it is you were trying to describe before I would believe that Yin and Yang sides of the body could be divided up and down. In a meaningless theoretical way maybe. All things can be divided into Yin and Yang. In a real world helpful way, I don't agree they can be separated vertically.

it seems to me that you are interested in chi gung and all that stuff, imo spiraling energy plays a big role in the energy flow of the body.

You have a gift for understatement.

Spirals determine where the energy in the body is supposed to go. Knowledge of where these spirals are located and the path they follow is usually the result of long term martial arts training. This knowledge can be used for a variety of things from medical diagnosis of health problems, to sizing up the abilities and strength of an opponent.

[zachsan]

Clearly, I'm not the one who's been drugging himself.

[doc]

Absolutely not. The function of the male side of the body is male. It cannot function as female.

We need to bring him to Thailand.

OR, wait for Master Steve to finish up some more russbo videos, lol....

[LeiYunFat]

Spring Potential energy= (1/2) (kx^2)

Where k is the energy coefficient and x is the distance displaced from equilibrium.

SPE=the secret of life?

[onesp1ng]

totally. the sprial..i feel it.

[Happeh]

I was at this forums once where they had a contest. The contest was, which person's post killed a thread.

There always seems to be one post that will kill a thread. No matter if the post is long or short, this one post has something about it that stops the entire thread dead in it's tracks. No one has anything to say after that particular post.

It was an interesting contest because the results were interesting. Instead of being spread out all over evenly, the contest showed that just a few people could consisitently close just about any thread. Not by being rude or abusive or anything negative. Their post was so insightful or so mind boggling or in some cases seemingingly so unrelated, that no one could think of a way to resuscitate the conversation past that point.

It is sort of like those people who suck the energy out of a room. Have you ever been in a room when someone walks in and the entire room goes quiet for some reason? What is it about that person that can quiet an entire room full of people?

I felt that way about LeiYunFats reply.

What is there to say? What remark can be made about the printing of the forumula of a physical law? What can be said about a cryptic remark like "SPE = the secret of life"? There are a million directions that can be taken from that cryptic statement. Which one is related to the meaning that LeiYunFat was trying to convey?

I was sad. I wanted the conversation to continue in a lively, fun and revealing sort of way. Not die a sudden death from asphyxiation. ;(

[doc]

It is sort of like those people who suck the energy out of a room. Have you ever been in a room when someone walks in and the entire room goes quiet for some reason? What is it about that person that can quiet an entire room full of people?

Yes. Understand completely.

Can anyone explain how I do that?

[master splinter]

you and lei yun fat must be aliens. Of course that's the only logical explanation.

[doc]

Of course. Thanks for explaining that to me. It has been causing me a lot of distress lately.

[LeiYunFat]

I'm only here for the earth bitches.