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**shaolinstylee** · 05-20-2005, 11:52 AM

HBD man... don't let the liberals tell you how to celebrate....

guns a blazing bro...

**master splinter** · 05-20-2005, 12:20 PM

who cares...

HBD

**LeiYunFat** · 05-20-2005, 05:49 PM

Hey happy birthday, Mortal. I suggest you show a young California boy like myself how New Yorkers party.

**onesp1ng** · 05-21-2005, 04:49 AM

Mortal... have a very happy birthday..with sugar on top and all the trimmings..
you smack baby@!

he he he ...

g

**dogchow108** · 05-21-2005, 09:24 AM

Maybe he is in the hospital from alcohol poisoning!

HBD, beat some ass.

**arhat** · 05-22-2005, 06:24 PM

happy birthday to the fat matic!

**blooming tianshi lotus** · 05-22-2005, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by flamestep

who cares...

Agreed !

cheers anyway.

BL

**mortal** · 05-31-2005, 12:17 PM

I have been away living the New york city player life style(prostitutes). Just kidding.

Thanks! I can't beleive you guys remembered.
Whoever sent me the inflatable Korean boy, Thanks! Life changing.

"Maybe he is in the hospital from alcohol poisoning!"

I was in the hospital once for that! How did you know?

**doc** · 05-31-2005, 12:57 PM

Hey, when you're finished with the inflatable Korean boy, please send it back to Bloomin Lotus.

With the emails I've been getting from her, I sense that she's "lonely".

HBD. We missed ya.

**mortal** · 05-31-2005, 02:22 PM

I had a feeling she was behind this.

I just noticed plumflower_pm birthday is June. Happy B-day right back at you! I'll send you the Korean boy. He comes with a big biker conversion kit. I hope it does as much for you as it did for me.

One day I'll visit the famous doc school of government invented wushu/wingchun. lol Not that there is anything wrong with that. Actually I would teach the same 2 arts if I could. I did train them together for the last 6 years.

**plumflower_pm** · 05-31-2005, 02:42 PM

thanks, but I once had an actual Korean boy and it didn't work out so well.

**mortal** · 05-31-2005, 05:27 PM

But was he inflatable? I think not.

**blooming tianshi lotus** · 05-31-2005, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by doc

Hey, when you're finished with the inflatable Korean boy, please send it back to Bloomin Lotus.

With the emails I've been getting from her, I sense that she's "lonely".

HBD. We missed ya.

It's all very nearly true!!!

If you get back holda that fake - assed Korean guy, as used he'll no doubt be by then (

)please send him to BL with love c/o Doc @ where-ever the heck he is........... and pls just be sure to double plastic wrap the postage because besides haven't 've done Korean before and because you have no idea what that man 'll do when no-one's looking precautuions 'll always be an advantage!!!

...........LOL .............. and wtf emails do you mean ????????

..........you just talk to Gene Ching about stigmatic omen idol image worship fantasy off-road riding too often mayhap!???
Wtf mails are talking about anyway Doc??? Re -: thai costs for bussines deals , the fact I said you were a beautiful man and worth loving despite your esteem and what you do or don't give a woman ever or other stuff we don't need to discuss here???? ................... get jaded okay!!! Once bitten , twice weary , so stick you're personal dislosure bait and reel me in where you feel it fits! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkk! ( rolleyes and what's your mofo point??!!!) If it comes down to it, and as good and expensive as your is, there are other schools okay. Personal bs aside, though do you have a business there I can buy service from or don't you??? I don't even care If I meet you ever just quietly ........... as much as I likely wouldn't hate it.............

cheers anyway Maestro and dzhu have a good one or what???

BL