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**zachsan** · 11-11-2005, 10:34 AM

Anyone who wants to attack me, feel free. I don't know how to fight back and I promise I wouldn't even if I did.

**LeiYunFat** · 11-11-2005, 02:44 PM

I was having comp problems when I had to leave, but when I came back I accpeted the battle...only then, you were the one runnin away!

/rungetawayquick.exe

**onesp1ng** · 11-12-2005, 01:42 AM

i got wooooooooooooooped real good by loki. I didn't touch him. he hit me once...deducting 250 hp...next shot took 243hp...hit him with my revolution...and died.. that was basically the whole battle..

but don't cry for me...russboians, for 人外有人, 天外有天, 一山還比一山高. (outside of men are men, outside of heaven is heaven, one mountain is still taller than the next)

**LeiYunFat** · 11-12-2005, 03:04 PM

"How about you and your crew...verses me and the Revolution..."
-Prince, when asking Charlie Murphy (Eddie Murphy's brother) to a game of basketball.

**onesp1ng** · 11-13-2005, 06:30 AM

hey....what's up with this... bleep bleep bleep bleep inflation?

**doc** · 11-13-2005, 11:03 AM

Medical care prices went up. It is a direct result of Hillary Clinton's health care initiative years ago. More money hungry HMO's, more malicious inappropriate medical malpractice lawsuits, increases in prices of pharaceutical reseacrh because of devastating lawsuits, you know, all the usual stuff from the Clinton legacy.

The good old years.

**onesp1ng** · 11-13-2005, 07:31 PM

first steal everyone's loot... then make sure others can't from you... and now comes the newly instated "docflation," a term coined by a loyal member of the site -- yeah, I see what's happening...

but I'm still kicking that a$$.

**doc** · 11-13-2005, 10:26 PM

docflation. I like it. Gonna have to keep it under control somehow.

Let's see, a couple of well placed bribes might keep prices down. Nothing like a gift to make life smoother.

**doc** · 11-13-2005, 10:27 PM

Oh, and now that you're fusing potions sp1ng, can you explain to the rest of us poor people here how that works? Now that you're the Inferno god and everything.

**LeiYunFat** · 11-13-2005, 11:24 PM

"Docflation" sounds really nasty. I am trying to picture how it smells and it smells TERRIBLE.

**onesp1ng** · 11-14-2005, 06:13 AM

Since I've been officially pronounced the Inferno god -- if you didn't already know -- no, I have no problem whatsoever...exclaiming the finner particulars in the lost art of fusing.

fusing , in this instance, would mean to mix or blend. You take one potion and mix or blend it with another, as you see fit, to increase lost health, strength, and so on.

Please use the directions which can be found below, for they'll be of great value to you in the healing room:

1. ok, grab a bottle of something tasty
2. then grab another bottle
3. put those bottles together (just hit the big gray button DA)
4. you have new improved bottle

don't know what people did...back in the day...but I hope you enjoy all your fusing experiences...from now...till forever.

may the games continue....now be gone my children (ha ha ha ha ha ha)

Inferno GOD

**doc** · 11-15-2005, 06:40 AM

OK, docflation is under control.

Amazing what some well placed money will do.

Oh, and because of the current economy, everyone got a tax rebate.

Keep the IRB (Inferno Reserve Board) chairman happy now. Why am I up so early...

**tetsumaru** · 01-13-2006, 07:39 AM

can we, the peons of the inferno get some new stock of weapons in? It's a little unfair that there are zero weapons for beginners. Why do spells suck so much and are soo expensive?