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Well, the abbot took a liking to Dire Strait's, "Money For Nothing", so the temple came up with their own ditty.
It took me a while to figure out the vocals, and translate it, but, here it is, in its entirety.
Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the gongfu on the MTV
That ain't legal that's the way you do it
Money for trainin' and chicks for free
Now that ain't legal that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them monks ain't dumb
Maybe get a wife on your little finger
Maybe get a green card on your thumb
We gotta install shaolin temples
Custom monk deliveries
We gotta fake these US students
We gotta move these monks see
See the little abbot with the robes and the mercedes
Yeah buddy that's his own car
That little abbot got his own jet airplane
That little abbot he's a millionaire
We gotta install shaolin temples
Custom monk deliveries
We gotta fake these US students
We gotta move these monks see
I shoulda learned to play shao hong
I shoulda learned to play da hong chuan
Look at that mama, she got it shakin' in the school
Monk, we could have some fun
And from there, what's next? Baby? Green card?
Bangin' on the bitches like a chimpanzee
That ain't legal that's the way you do it
Get your money for trainin' get your chicks for free
We gotta install shaolin temples
Custom monk deliveries
We gotta fake these US students
We gotta move these monks see, baby!
Now that ain't legal that's the way you do it
You play the gongfu on the MTV
That ain't legal that's the way you do it
Students for fukin' and your green card for free
Students for fukin' and your green card for free
It's got a nice rhythm to it.
Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...
"You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg
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