A profile of taijiquan instruction in america.

[jt1]

Student: Master what is magic tortoise shell?

Master: Do not focus on magic tortoise shell, prepare for battle with purple helmet flesh eel which looms dangerously near.

[master splinter]

yeah right, im so drunk right now, if i did that id probably piss on myself.

doesnt that just go so well with my quote

[tetsumaru]

I can't read that hippie crap....everything is so magical and mystical and beyond explanation....go smoke some more you dum ass hippies

[doc]

The Magic Tortoise School offers the Jou Medallion* as a prize to any taijiquan player of two or more years experience who can toss a U.S. penny one vertical foot with their lower abdomen.

Now why don't we have contests like that.

[master splinter]

intersting book, americans evaluate tai chi.

http://www.magictortoise.com/100flowersindex.htm