Yantai Shaolin Martial Arts Academy

[onesp1ng]

This stuff is really rich! Guess it's just best to have sympathy for those who live in hypothetical nonsense.... Hey, want to fight man...? Wanna? Put em up!!! Put em up or I'll hit you..!!! I'm the man... You must be a real stud... right!!

"you reiterate stupid bullshit that everyone but the most basic student already knows as if no one else is aware of it but you."

Didn't Arhat say the same thing to you like two weeks ago?

And you wouldn't mind living in China for 5 years? My god boy, you lived, or I should say visited, for what, two months? Hong kong is another animal altogether... so don't get your panties in a mess... cause you're as delirious as the other poster....which is funny cause you feel bad for HIM!!

And now you want to be a teacher....? You're a good teacher , huh, vincent? Do you know how much responsibility that is, to be a teacher? WHat about what your teacher went through just to open a school? To hold the title of shifu is a very high honor... no? Oh, I forgot ...you don't have a current teacher....

and BtW, Master Vincent, can you tell me what methods you use to "transfer jing" again? Are you referring to your essence? or is it like doing a cartwheel? And how does qi work?

5 years...training... I wouldn't mind doing chores...teacher...start a school so I can train, dunkn' donuts? big feet? this is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for the record, BL is right on in mentioning the hardships of keeping up a good diet in China. you might be surprised how much she actually understands about the culture.. because this happens through first hand experience and inquiry. she has lived there...for prolonged periods of time...where you just talk....bs.......

[Maestro]

lolo, i talk bs? u ask me for my oppinion on chi jing and shen and whilst my oppinion is atleast built off my experience and that of my teachers you come back at me with a gay article by your fag brother and all you say is "if u eat good food it turns into essence" or some stupid bullshit like that

lolo what do u know?

and arhat? yea arhat did say something like that to me. but the difference is he cant even touch his toes and i can smash a heavy bag with a high roundhouse, crocop style bitch.

lolo. and arhat..lolo please. what the hell does he know about anything i say? he THINKS he knows, like all of those yan ming students. but when u see there demos where is their jing or energy? lolo where is there "energy" ingeneral.

how many students of yan mings do u need to tell you all they do is "glorified wushu"? do u want me to go through this site and shaolin wolf and get you the lis of about a million disgruntal students who thought they were learning something "real" instead of wushu.

do u want to read the thread where another one of yan mings students "heng yi" says sifu hasnt taught a class in 4 years, only to have mortal chime in and say its been longer then that lolo

oh and about china, yea hong kong is different. thanks for the lesson, fact of the matter is, ive been self sufficient my whole life, i dont need to eat "chinese" food. as long as i have some vegetables, meat and some carbs, im all good. your saying if i lived in henan province i couldnt get some form of meat, vege and carbs?

lolo and besides that what do u know about my time spent in china anyway? lolo if only u knew who you were mocking

and lolo again, when do i say i was gonna be "sifu" neither of my teachers call themselves by this title, they hold it to highly regarded. maybe theres a good reason for that. i said i would like to teach. did i say when cocksucker?

u know u really do talk alot, and more often then anyone its mocking others, when what do u do? train with some punkass taiji sifu who doesnt know shit?

why dont u come and see me. youve got dough, your a grown up youve "lived" you know all about life. come see me. ill show you whos real and whos fake

[Maestro]

lolo and btw, in the words of mortal if your beta male punk ass said any of this shit to a real master they wouldnt be as kind as i am. u think because i challenge people to test my skill im a hot head when inreality if u talk in the martial arts world, if u cant back it up, u will be sorry.

but YOU wll never be sorry, youll sit on your high horse and correct my grammar all day long wont you, u little beta male fag you

now that i think about it, u zach and dogchow should start the beta fagula club of russbo and have your own little frat where u all stand in a circle and work on grip strength lolo

[zachsan]

You know, while we're on the subject, the alpha male is supposed to have a lot of sex, or you know, at least talk to girls from time to time.

And don't even think about bullshitting, kiddo. While only you know how tough you are, we ALL know you're not getting any.

[Maestro]

lolo, u know that do ya? or are u sad i can do that and still train martial arts and work and have a life.

wasnt that your gripe about why u cant train lolo.

[blooming tianshi lotus]

Now you b0th sound like a pair of b*tching closet trantric hindus .. avatar huumor ha. @) :/...


Anyway.. loneliness isn’t eeven the issue here!..




While you mention it though, regarding schools out there and Jingchishen and living in Henan, the reality of that is quite a bit more complicated than you might like to realise.
And the answer is no. You are n0t always going to be able to find meat veg and a good carb.
You have no idea how hard it actually is to stay healthy in these places…. Hence the whole 'problem' there and why America got in in the first place...
It’s n0 news Maestro that the place has poor nutrition per capita neither.. so why you’re kidding yourself or acting surprised about it is a nice little bit of bs.
Irrigation there is a massive problem. And so is water supply and quality and consistent availability. At times there, the govt even has to shut down both water and power supplies juust t make sure that most ppl most places are getting a chance to access what little there is actually is to go around.
Vegetable quality.. is often poor and or contaminated if not limited in available variety, and meat is often badly stored, rancid, too expensive for a lot of ppl or just straight up unavailable period. … even the preserved meats ppl in those regions rely on come under the same bracket.
Particularly during harsh climate ( of which you also know Henan has it’s share) , when veg is even moore scarce and important and power and water more crucial to getting by aswell ( as opposed to even being comfortable).
Carbs, : are mainly white flour ( noodles and bian variations ( ie cakes, fritters and “wraps” ) and white rice. Then nearly everything you get of those groups, is completely dripping or drenched in fat or oil.. because that fat together with chilli and hot water supplements the bowel function and stool quality that the lack of protein would otherwise make up for. and lack of protein to actually satisfy hunger for a longer period, why they probably doeat so much rice so often.
As you know though, tofu is usually pretty abundant ( when any protein at all will be just fine thx , … suddenly remembering enjoying grossly fat riddled preserved pig feet and hot water as a ‘best option’ with the skin / spleen boost bowel movement factor .. and excuse me while I chuck) , but then as we know aswell Maestro … tofu is seriously OTT high fat too.
And the older you get, without actually having your own accomodation or needing to rely on a more regular local diet.. the less likely you ‘re probably going to be to pull off a supermodel status there. .. maybe hence the ‘qigong’ belly ppl seem to end up with. .
I order a no fat egg white bian there with something green in it and if I get it all, protein being the essential element of that , eating lean for immunity is just not something they readily grasp.
Anyway, as for what you quoted Onesp1ng saying regarding the jingchishen / food connection providing ‘essence’ … if you understand what working under those conditions does for your shen or unsympathetic qi, then how that relates to jing awareness and manipulation or rather how jing is a part of that ‘triad’ should be fairly clear enough…
As whatever it’s application , should the jingqishen of alternative routes. ….
..which no doubt your iron mastery already tells you.

Good company is hard to find .. and I’m sorry some of you can’t get laid every day forever from today onward !. in the meantime though considering you’d probably like to have that happen at some stage,. Getting a life and preparing for when you do find that company you’d rather keep if can possibly manage , by finding out what’s going to be important then and why it is and what about that impacts the longevity of your sex life and how getting laid iiis so important for an alpha, then going about getting organised with it should work well too.
..and so should working with how acceptable what “is’ is than what ‘might be’ could.

Best than a lone wolf chasing his tail I wonder????? .. endearing of you all and and all.. but moving on.@)..... u do what’s right and best for herrr and them and ridiculously enough… ends up whats right for you. And funny as freaking hell how exactly that works. I’m still laughing myself.

[tetsumaru]

i'll sacrifice myself to see your crocop kick in action...why do you, seemingly, get so irritated maestro? In my mind "those who know don't speak and those who speak don't know..." but there are exceptions to every rule, right? You know they know and they know you know but do any of you really know? how long have you (maestro) been writing these types of posts? and why do the rest of you continue the cycle? I mean its entertaining and all but actions speak louder than words. Show and Prove...start posting some videos of yourselves doing forms or sparring or fighting or whatever...show everyone so we can learn...hiding behind anonymity can only go so far...again no posts of real substance have been seen for awhile...I'd post substance but i dont know shit about shit...but i do know a thing or two about a thing or two...please someone educate me...maestro can you explain to me in detail why putting "jow" on before striking is so wrong? Zach can you explain to me why you chose to stop training? Onesp1ng can you explain to me (and the rest of us) what its like to be an american in a foreign country such as china/taiwan? Doc can you tell us how to break up with GFs? BLT can you tell me how to attract fine woman like yourself or whats its like to do soft porn (and what happens in soft porn? is IT soft?)? Steve can you tell us why you enjoy thailand so much? mortal and heng yi and the rest of Yan ming's students, did anyone actually practice sanshou at USAST? Firbolg, whats a firbolg? is it like an owl-bear? what happened to that little bitch inevitable? um for any of the european members whats up with you guys? agreenknight can you enlighten me about your kempo training and what goes on during your Blackbelt test? and why cant you go to thailand by yourself?

kick me in the jimmy go ahead i study jukokai!

[doc]

Five years is a long time to do anything, especially in China. There are sections of the site that deal with this "going to China for a long time" stuff, I suggest that you start reading, so that you make sure you know what you're getting into.

I never recommend that people go for longer than a few months, at first.

[onesp1ng]

I thought I tried to do something new with him....but, now I see we're dealing with a little bully, and I just can't be bothered anymore. You're right. I shouldn't post anything. It's just gotten too funny, cause he IS so irritable...and is also a person with a seemingly "deep" understanding of "energy."

The questions of jing qi and shen and how they relate were brought up because of an assumption he has about people on this board. He asked me the questions and I wanted to play with them a bit instead of being defensive, to show how these terms are inextricably tied to Chinese linguistically. If someone else would do it....and I'm sure others could do it much better than I, then please, go ahead.... because that's where the conversation should begin!!! Doing so sheds more light on their original meanings, uses, and relationships... not what westerners imagine these things to be. And, if when discussing these terms, you can't at least give consideration to people who have undergone training in TCM, then there's really no point... I mean where do these terms derive, MA? Anyhow, I then hoped to talk more about what we're dealing with in regards to these concepts when practicing martial arts...and so on...

Now, I'm no master or teacher.... I've studied for a while, often ask Chinese people and TCM doctors about these things, and read about all this in Chinese, so perhaps I could add something. I'm also fortunate enough to be entering a masters program this summer that will be held entirely in Chinese... which means I'll be delving into these concepts as part of my independent study and research... But if what I have to say isn't welcomed, then so be it. I don't, however, want to bicker with people....even if it seems that's what i'm doing when I ring in to bust his balls..

Honestly...I'm really tired of this opinionated, know-it-all, obnoxiousness that is all too common with so many Americans today..... So if i mock him as a result of that, I'm sorry...but he expects too much of people and I feel it's due to his lack of experience and maturity. What else can I say? Plus, I also enjoy the fact that he starts hypothetical fights with practically everyone on the board, though I have no clue as to what it proves....

[Maestro]

putting jow on before any conditioning will irritate and nullify the healing effect. the sole purpose of using jow is mainly as a lubricant, the massage is really the healing effect, the jow just helps some blood flow to the effected area. when u apply jow you should be rubbing in a counter clockwise manner to remove the stagnant blood(bruise etc) from the effected area.

and..not to mention its a waste of jow. but if your persistent to listen to some shithead teacher, when my style is famous for iron palm and iron arm, go ahead.

onesp1ng the reason i said your view of chi jing and shen is bullshit is because in the context of what we were talking about it was. this is a martial arts forum, we were talking about it in a martial sense, theres a distinct difference in theory and application of medicine, and executeing chinese gung fu techniques.

really i was just trying to give my oppinion.

and tet i believe u said your going to visit me, and my girl friend told me tonight we might be going to NYC this summer to stay in some rich condo so not only will i show YOU whats good, maybe i can finally shut mortal up, and have a pizza eating contest with rich and andrew.

id like to beat up heng yi btw now to. even though i fear yan mings retaliation if i walk in there and kick him in the liver, i doubt i have to worry about him since hes never there

lolo

[doc]

What happened to the discussion of the Yantai martial arts school?

Well, this is definitely a no no here on the forum guys (you too BL...), polluting the purity of threads.

Everyone goes to HELL!

(you can continue this incredibly comical shit there, lol.... Maestro, er, Master Kiddo, grip strength in a circle, you kill me...)

[GabrielSF]

my training in china

i think someone mentioned something about me wanting to go to shaolin to train....thats really not the case at all.i have no interest in training with monks, real or not, i just wana learn kung fu!!real kung fu from anyone who knows what they're doing.im not going to china for the monks only because i dont know anywhere else where i can train 8hours a day, 6days a week.im also looking at taiwan because i heard theres good training there but i had trouble finding anything...im not just interested in shaolin either, if i could find a place that specialised in choy lee fut or even Xing Yi(what i currently study) id be very interested

[tetsumaru]

here's a link on another discussion board there's a few people you can contact.

this may be of interest to you as well... read the whole thing...

Taiwan is a different animal than mainland China. It's the place where a lot of the "boxers" fled during the cultural revolution. But before you go, how's your mandarin? cantonese? and all the other odd dialects from taiwan? I think there's someone here that lived in taiwan...maybe they can answer you better than my empty post can...

[shizo]

Indeed.. what the hell is going on with this thread. All you gotta do is leave a thread for a few months and it turns to doo doo.
By the way, how can i edit my first post? I can't find the button anywhere. I need to change the URL to http://www.chinashaolins.com/

[doc]

Yea, well, I was in "jail" for a month, and some of these guys got out of hand. Well, they're entertaining, to say the least.

I fixed your first post. You can't edit posts after a period of time, such as, I think, ten minutes. You kind of got out of that range being gone for a few months.

Oh, welcome back.