PROJECT "Codename: BORIS"

[onesp1ng]

when i was a kid we had a standard schnauzer. one day, i thought it might be a good idea to give him a mohawk and prance him around the neighborhood.

which i did.

now, no one can tell for sure what, if any, immediate effect this had on him... but my brother and i still believe that a person's level of friendship, in those days, could be measured by, and was ultimately proportional to, how many times they actually got bit. basically the more a person was bit, the closer it brought us. you just weren't a real friend of our families unless you were bit by 'fritze'!

he was a vicious, evil thing. he bit everyone, and everything. even the tip of my grandmother's nose! and she never forgave him for it.

but hell, i still say go ahead and shave the new born's head. it probably won't matter much in the long run anyhow.

[master splinter]

You dont deserve it? Bull!

I think you would make a great father. And im sure you are a good man to your wife.

Congrats!

[doc]

I attempt to be a great father between the hours of 10 AM and 1 AM.

Other than that, it's a sleeping pill and ear plugs and "Honey, you wake up and feed the little bastard...".

Oh, here's another picture. I know you all missed the guy. And, a telling email:

I am sad to report and must express my deepest regret that your 4 week old son, to his certain perpetual peril, looks amazingly like his father.
Condolences to him and congratulations to you,
Eddy

I know. Amazingly, he's developing my New York attitude. He'll be driving a taxi soon...

[shaolinstylee]

Congratulations Doc!

[jt1]

Congratulations. My best to you and your family.

[doc]

Seven Weeks: The beginnings of a gong fu master

After spending almost two weeks with Shi De Cheng, Boris learns some new tricks.

The beginnings of Shao Hong Chuan.

Well, Decheng and Boris together, another story, another time....

[Maestro]

lol, those are great pictures, doc hes gonna be a monster, i like the look on his face in the third pic lol

[skittalion]

Congratulations!!!!

Have you figured out how to teach him kung fu techniques in the womb yet?

[Panda]

Maestro, trust me.

You haven't lived until you've spent an afternoon at Baby's R Us shopping for breast pumps.

I know what you mean. Congrats. Were having one in Sept. In Baby's R us my wife said look at these.... I went over and said I already had one, my mouth!

[master splinter]

Hahaha,

Thats disgusting man, lmao.

[Uwe]

Kids

Doc,

first of all my sincere congratulations.

Now start saving your pennies, you need them.

I got one in College and one in High school. Enough said.

The get the Bumper sticker: My Money and my Son go to (Insert Institution here).
All the best, and I hope the misses is OK too.

Uwe

[doc]

Uwe, he's doing college the same way I did.

Working his own way through. He can drive a cab and an ambulance in NYC just like I did. Dad's spending all the cash while he's still alive!

Besides, he's a veritable babe magnet. I"m getting assaulted by all sorts of women in the malls, shopping centers, and restaurants. At this rate, he'll get some older woman to pay his way.

[doc]

Oh, and the misses is doing fine. She's doing better than me.

The little guy is getting big. He's now officially four months, but he's off the growth scale charts. He's as big as a large six month old, and is about two months ahead of the usual milestones. He's standing already.

Going to be a monster...

[Maestro]

according to the source i was walking at 6 months and "running and climbing" at 7, maybe he will break the record

[Maestro]

oh and since i dont know how to make those sly remark things i "agree" that your gf is hot as hell, and im not really into asians at all lol..maybe its the tits? o.O