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    alright. it seems almost sacriligious for me to open a line on a matter as grave as this, but i am a man of reason and do not believe that i could jinx the matter by doing so.

    terrell owens, certainly the most influential offseason acquisition by a football team this season, and possibly in the last 5 years, is injured. it's a high ankle sprain and a not-too-badly-fractured fibula. normally this would put someone out of commission for quite a while, but T.O., being the finely-tuned athlete that he is, may recover in time to play in the superbowl. will he?

    please keep in mind that due to the nature of this bet, all bets must be placed before the beginning of the playoffs. i set the payout date for after the superbowl, but if, for instance, it becomes clear that the eagles won't go to the superbowl, i'll change the payout date and pay the winners accordingly. also, to clarify, T.O. only needs to play for one snap (play) in a game for me to consider him having played in the game. if he runs a fly route in the NFC Championship Game and breaks his neck and dies without even catching the ball, you will still win if you bet that he will play before the superbowl.

    as always, psychic insight is not only allowed, but encouraged.
    Last edited by zachsan; 12-21-2004, 02:49 PM.

  • #2
    I don't think we'll see TO the rest of the year
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    • #3
      as the year is over in 10 days, i'm sure you're correct.

      in all seriousness, that is the probability. T.O. playing in the superbowl was described by the eagles' trainer to be a "best-case scenario". i'm giving it 3 to 2 odds for the time being because of T.O.'s excellent history when it comes to injuries, combined with his obvious fervent desire to play in the superbowl.

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      • #4
        i'm adjusting the odds for his SB return to 4 to 1, in light of a press conference yesterday with the surgeon who put the screws in T.O.'s ankle.

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        • #5
          ::bump:: as the eagles will be playing this sunday against the vikings. get in your bets now!

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          • #6
            Who's terrel owens?

            The swimsuit junkies, now that's something to bet on...
            Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

            "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

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            • #7
              terrel is one of the characters that makes a lot of people not like the NFL, and some to like it

              His antics bring him over the top at times....

              Carrying a Sharpie in his sock to sign a touchdown ball

              Grabbing the chearleaders pom poms to celebrate

              etc.

              oh, plus he is one of the most athletic people... ever....lol
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              • #8
                he's the star wide receiver for the eagles, who just joined the team this season.

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                • #9
                  I still like my swimsuit bet...
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                  • #10
                    Grabs the cheerleaders pom poms.

                    I like it.
                    Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...

                    "You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg

                    (more comments in my User Profile)
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by doc
                      Grabs the cheerleaders pom poms.

                      I like it.
                      figures...

                      me too.
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                      • #12
                        apparently that was enough to make doc optimistic about the birds' future. we appreciate the vote of confidence, doc. there are too many pessimists (cough, shaolinstylee) in the world today.

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                        • #13
                          who, me..

                          I'm just hoping all the nicks and bruises are healed..

                          Plus, Donovan man, dbomb...

                          /looks at jersey/
                          this guy was the bomb in college..
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                          • #14
                            also, a brief history note:

                            the last time the eagles played the vikings in the playoffs, it was in the same round of the playoffs (divisional), and was in philly. the eagles won and went on to play in the superbowl.

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                            • #15
                              Hopefully, this holds true.
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