lol, maybe only this time with a superbowl win rather than simply an appearance... but i would take either, honestly. there's always next year.
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well the birds won the divisional round. so i'm adjusting the odds a little bit... really i'm just changing the chances of T.O. returning to play in at least one playoff game from 5:1 to 10:1, because that would mean that he would have to be ready to play by sunday (not gonna happen).
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i have some insider information that is going to blow this bet wide open. ready? alright, here it is:
god wants T.O. to play in the superbowl.
that's right, T.O. just came right out and said that, although his doctor wouldn't clear him medically to play, dr. god "already cleared" him. so he'll be playing.
in related news, god wants the eagles to win the superbowl, too. patriots cornerback ty law suffered an ankle injury that will have him miss the superbowl. if god wanted to, he could have easily healed ty law's ankle, and let T.O. miss the big game. but obviously, god is an eagles fan, and wants T.O. to match up against a less experienced cornerback, so that he can get a touchdown or two to win the game for the birds. that's why he's clearing T.O. to play, and not ty law.
so there you have it. do with it what you will.
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