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What stories did your Master have told you about the training at Shaolin years ago?

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  • #16
    lolo, onesp1ng u suck so much
    "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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    • #17
      well you know what they say about big feet..., big feet mean big shoes

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      • #18
        them are fightn' words.....or is that the hands?
        ZhongwenMovies.com

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        • #19
          We should have a russbo tourney. At docs house. That way he could put a certain someone back together when I'm done.

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          • #20
            lolo, tell me more about wushu and mma, i wann hear somemore about gary goodridge lolo.

            i bet gary slapped around you ***** ass little sifu thats why u like gary garbage goodridge so much right? lolo, i bet
            "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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            • #21
              You poor neglected little child. I don't even know what your talking about anymore. You just love drama. Like a little bitch.

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              • #22
                A russbo tournament would be fun. I don't actually practice martial arts anymore, though, so I reserve the right to use a gun as a fair handicap.

                Actually, I reserve the right to not participate at all and raid doc's liquor cabinet while you're all distracted. I bet he's got some Johnny Walker 18-year somewhere in that place.

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                • #23
                  hmm, maybe check for some johnny gold while your at it

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                  • #24
                    just check for the biggest bottle for me to break on mortals fat head. probably wouldnt even break on the pilsbury dough boy over there, and u know what im talkin about, and dont play it out like im addicted to drama when your the one who always starts it

                    sure takes one to know one mortal, and u call me out on alot lolo

                    "I don't actually practice martial arts anymore"

                    wow, would never expect to hear that one on a martial arts forum...
                    "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Maestro
                      "I don't actually practice martial arts anymore"

                      wow, would never expect to hear that one on a martial arts forum...

                      well alot of us don't train, we just practice what we know

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                      • #26
                        wow, would never expect to hear that one on a martial arts forum...
                        Why not?

                        Shit. Was I not supposed to say that? Am I gonna get my ass kicked now?

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                        • #27
                          lol, dogpile on zachsan.

                          i'll, bring the chips.

                          whos gonna buy the cheap escorts?

                          all we need now is a disclaimer.
                          "Life is a run. In attack we run, in defense we run. When you can no longer run, time to die" - Shichiroji "Seven samurai"

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                          • #28
                            "Why not?

                            Shit. Was I not supposed to say that? Am I gonna get my ass kicked now?"

                            so defensive..u should try wing chun out btw what martial art did u practice before u gave up martial arts?

                            and why dont u practice anymore? even half an hour is good for you
                            "did you ask me to consider dick with you??" blooming tianshi lotus

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                            • #29
                              well half an hour a month sounds pretty fair, lol

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                              • #30
                                I've dabbled in a bunch of them, none very seriously. I just don't have the attention span. I think this is the whole list: Tang Soo Do (as a kid), Western fencing, Kenpo, Aikido (how's that for contrast), and most recently Hung Gar.

                                I was only going to the first one because my parents made me, and I stopped when they stopped making me. But the rest, I stopped, because martial arts is one of the most expensive and time-consuming hobbies I can think of. And that's all it ever was to me, a hobby, because I've never been a particularly health-conscious person, and I recognized from an early age that I didn't really need any of this stuff to defend myself (a theory that has so far borne out). And finally, I don't practice anymore, because I'd honestly rather just sit down and have a beer after a long day of pretending to work.

                                So right now, my interest in the martial arts is strictly academic, and this site is great for such an interest.

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