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Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].â€
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
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So what you're saying is that you don't think 42 midgets could beat one lion? Please explain.
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Well, after spending a virtual lifetime watching midgets fight in WWF, I think they could take on a lion....Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...
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Fake news is SO much more interesting than regular news, on occasion.
I think 42 midgets could at least knock a lion unconscious if they attacked en masse and understood that some of them would dissapear faster than tater tots at a weight watchers meeting.
hmm...
Do you think a person (regardless of size) could choke a lion out? I would think they would have WAY too much neck muscle...Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.
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Well, it is a fake story, as you can't find it in the BBC news.
But, I still think that 42 midgets can take on a lion. Especially if they tag team it. And wear little capes.Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...
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See, flamestep, that's what i'm saying! If the midgets have little capes, there's absolutely no doubt they can win!
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To be honest.. if it was in the US, it'd be man v. beast 3 or whatever.. then they couldn't run it on tv because 27 people died. Then someone would sue...
Either way, I'd pick the lion because I don't think you could get 42 people in there, and have a common goal like that, with the sacrafise and all....
But then again, the MJ trial is still going..practice wu de
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I think, if 42 midgets, wearing capes and tights, with little black masks, jumped on this lion all at once, they'd have a damn good chance.
I'd bet money on it. Gonna have a lot DD's soon, after MJ gets his new home.Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...
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Come on! If you add the balck masks and tights there's no reason to even hold the event.
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This reminds me of a true story that happened here in Australia in 1989.
In to the lions' den
In March 1989 32 year old Mr. Ellie Quo decided to go to the Melbourne Zoo. Lots of people do, but usually they wait for the gates to open in the morning and then buy a ticket. Ellie decided to do things a bit different and went in the middle of the night and climbed in to the lions enclosure to test his skills in martial arts and take on the lions. Once inside his karate skills proved to be of not much help and the lions feasted on this midnight snack and Mr. Quo was no more.
Anyone care to test their animal style kung fu, perhaps Tiger style.Last edited by Wang Lang; 06-04-2005, 02:52 PM.
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