18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
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What should you avoid saying during sex?
1. shit! are you bleeding....?
2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
3. i have aids...
4. Uh, what was your name again?
5. What's that smell?
6. Did you have that rash before?
7. I think I just sharted.
8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
14. How many Baht will this cost me?
15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
16. Move i cant see the t.v.
17. Oh no, your husband is home.
18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole....""What is barely legal?" - Ali G
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What should you avoid saying during sex?
1. shit! are you bleeding....?
2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
3. i have aids...
4. Uh, what was your name again?
5. What's that smell?
6. Did you have that rash before?
7. I think I just sharted.
8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
14. How many Baht will this cost me?
15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
16. Move i cant see the t.v.
17. Oh no, your husband is home.
18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?No Chumbas, por favor!
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25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"Experienced Community organizer. Yeah, let's choose him to run the free world. It will be historic. What could possibly go wrong...
"You're just a jaded cynical mother****er...." Jeffpeg
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1. shit! are you bleeding....?
2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
3. i have aids...
4. Uh, what was your name again?
5. What's that smell?
6. Did you have that rash before?
7. I think I just sharted.
8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
14. How many Baht will this cost me?
15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
16. Move i cant see the t.v.
17. Oh no, your husband is home.
18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
22. Wanna get your dog involved?
23. zzzzzzzz
24. wait, let me screw it back on.
25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"
26. YOU GOT WHAT!?!
27. Did you phucking hear that? Yeah, I think your penis cracked. Is it painful?Last edited by onesp1ng; 02-09-2006, 05:24 PM.
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1. shit! are you bleeding....?
2. well, that's never happened before. oops!
3. i have aids...
4. Uh, what was your name again?
5. What's that smell?
6. Did you have that rash before?
7. I think I just sharted.
8. Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
9. Oh John! I mean, Sarah...
10.WOW! Really? You're the abbot's daughter?
11. You smell exactly like the hooker I killed last week.
12. Did you know you taste like your mom?
13. I could have SWORN you were a virgin, gin, gin, gin, gin...!
14. How many Baht will this cost me?
15. I swear officer, she said she was 18...
16. Move i cant see the t.v.
17. Oh no, your husband is home.
18. I think we should have a spring wedding.
19. Me love you loooong time, me so horny...marry me?
20. "ow!" "Sorry wrong hole...."
21. Is your mother as agile as you are??? or is it your sister?
22. Wanna get your dog involved?
23. zzzzzzzz
24. wait, let me screw it back on.
25. "Time is up? How much for another hour?"
26. YOU GOT WHAT!?!
27. Did you phucking hear that? Yeah, I think your penis cracked. Is it painful?
28. Hurry up, the motor's runnin.Whatever doesn't kill me had better be able to run damn fast.
"You are one of the most self-deluded immature idiots I've come across here for a time..." —Blooming T. Lotus
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If you're peeing "in" others...it's time for a new question. So,....
What should you NOT attempt to say to your Martial Arts teacher/Master?
1. You want the green card... yes? Then stay...and marry me. I love you.
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Ouch. I think that was said last year to someone we know.
Enough said. Next Topic.I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
"Life can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
"I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
"Whatever guy said that money don't buy you pleasure didn't know where to go shopping"
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in that case.....
What SHOULD you have said to your martial arts teacher/Master?
1. American woman will only use you. And if you don't have any money, well, they won't be interested anyhow. (mmm, actually that probably wouldn't work either.)
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