Shaolin Temple UK Training

[arhat]

Labor day weekend and it rained- now I know why.

CURSES!

[doc]

Curses. You want to hear about curses?

Three weeks in Shaolin/Beijing. It rained every day.
Four weeks in Thailand. Had two sunny days without rain.

The sun has peeked out. I'm going outside. Time to make some Vitamin D.

[arhat]

well I would say you should have De Cheng disperse the clouds, but it's obvious to anyone who knows genuine Shaolin Cosmos Chi Kung that he has low energy levels just from looking at him- so you're stuck.

it's too bad you have such shitty karma, otherwise you could be spending or taking out thousand dollar loans and no cloud would ever bother you...think about it....

[doc]

Good idea Arhat. I knew there was a reason why you became a god.

I'm fairly close to Malaysia. Shall I drop in for a visit? Am I worthy? Can anyone loan me a few grand?

I really want to learn how to control clouds. Maybe then I'll be able to get a tan.

[Cheyenne]

Can anyone loan me a few grand?

Hey doc, as you are still in Thailand you could go out and „train“ for your new gigolo career now. Isn’t Thailand answering the purpose?

[doc]

It costs just as much money to "train" here in Thailand, as it would to train in Malaysia.

Question is, which is more important and useful, do I want to learn to manipulate the weather, or the female half of the species?

And why is this thread getting over three thousand views....

[shaolinstylee]

Question is, which is more important and useful, do I want to learn to manipulate the weather, or the female half of the species?

Female half of the species.. you won't have to worry about the former if you can do the latter.
Of course, if some honey is telling you how much she loves to take a walk in the rain, I guess the former would come in handy.

[dave]

LOL at the direction this thread has taken

dave

[cassius]

I hope Wodden Dummy is still alive.

[meattosser]

What the hell happened to Wooden Dummy? Was he assasinated or something? Ha ha.

[meattosser]

Hey! Wooden Dummy! If yer actually still alive post a reply!

[Lipster]

God knows.

He hasn't logged in in like a year. I sent him a PM way back and it still hasn't been recieved so I think he's pretty much gone. Pity.

[cassius]

and just when it was starting to get good..

[doc]

OH OH.

Has Wooden Dummy been kidnapped?

Turned into a cloud with the use of evil qi? Forced to float around Malaysia?

[zachsan]

correction, now he's Reverend Wooden Dummy.

- zach