how shaolin monks jump so high

[Void]

re: how totally sweet ninjas are

Testimonial:



Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL !

think those "Ninja Stars" are staring in a New film

"Dude Ninjas are totally Sweet... Dude!. Part II Revenge of some Kids older Hard Brother."

[onefocus]

forgive them father, for they know not how to jump. Amen.

[blooming tianshi lotus]

. how do you think i took care of jesus???

and the dts finally get to him

B

congrats on riding your withdrawals

[Inevitable]

wow this topic is starting to get out of line

[shaolinstylee]

starting?

lol, thats an understatement.

[Firbolg]

I once got stung by a scorpion that was in my bed.. I jumped really high then.. I'm talking grand master of the secret shaolin jumping skill high..

[LeiYunFat]

I once saw a scorpion in my garage, but I killed it. It took a while though, it was my first time, and I didn't know how it would react. I had to hit it a few times though-- that shell was a beast to crack.

[doc]

i was talking to my shifu Shi Xing Hong, about that last time he came for a seminar, and he told me that he'ld be ding it for aver 10 yrs, and all that he did was have a trench and jump in and out all day long, with weights, and right now his trench is over 8ft high, and he can easily jump in and out

He's SO full of shit.

LOL. With all the fat Hungarian food he's been eating?????

Never saw a hole in all the time I went to Shaolin. Never saw him crawl in or out of one either. He jumps high, or, at least, used to.

But not eight feet.

[blooming tianshi lotus]

He's SO full of shit.

LOL. With all the fat Hungarian food he's been eating?????

Never saw a hole in all the time I went to Shaolin. Never saw him crawl in or out of one either. He jumps high, or, at least, used to.

But not eight feet.

Yah, can't say I ever saw the secret trench pits either but
what about De Qian and Xing Hao??? That's their legendary skill right??? Brave enough to be honest??? .........lol........

[shaolinstylee]

LOL, I've had teachers like that...

listen to the story, get the lesson....

[blooming tianshi lotus]

Who'd've guessed Stylee had an intellect ???!!!!!

And which story exactly would that be ???

[onesp1ng]

Ouch, she speak'th of intellect.... hehehe hahaha
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[dogchow108]

Ouch, she speak'th of intellect.... hehehe hahaha
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Now, now. Insanity need not denote stupidity...

[onesp1ng]

I have been corrected, yet again. Thank you all for you patience. It's a long road.....

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[blooming tianshi lotus]

Okay, probably a little harsh on my part ( despite what I get myself). I got a warning for that initial comment, but it was a compliment ..... little left handed tongue in cheek, but apology for offending you. After all, us buddhist types should know better right. ........... Now about teachers, stories and lessons ??????


BL